Betty Boop Gives The Cold Shoulder

“Start by pulling him out of the fire and hoping that he will forget the smell. He was supposed to be an angel but they took him from that light and turned him into something hungry, something that forgets what his hands are for when they aren’t shaking. He will lose so much, and you will watch it all happen because you had him first, and you would let the world break its own neck if it means keeping him. Start by wiping the blood off of his chin and pretending to understand. Repeat to yourself “I won’t leave you, I won’t leave you” until you fall asleep and dream of the place where nothing is red. When is a monster not a monster? Oh, when you love it. Oh, when you used to sing it to sleep. Here are your upturned hands. Give them to him and watch how he prays like he is learning his first words. Start by pulling him out of another fire, and putting him back together with the pieces you find on the floor. There is so much to forgive, but you do not know how to forget. When is a monster not a monster? Oh, when you are the reason it has become so mangled. Here is your humble offering, obliterated and broken in the mouth of this abandoned church. He has come back to stop the world from turning itself inside out, and you love him, you do, so you won’t let him. Tell him that you will never know any better. Pretend to understand why that isn’t good enough.”

— Caitlyn Siehl, “Start Here”

here’s some caps of stanley tucci crying with laughter after being asked what wine pairs best with eating ass 

a deku fox commission for turtle-fox, plus a bonus grey version because i liked BOTH of em, sometimes thats just how it goes !

Monsters that try to give you compliments, but just end up sounding weird:

“Your veins are the most beautiful shade of blue. I like all of them, even the ones I can’t see.”

“You are small and delicate, like a tiny rodent with no fur.”

“I love the globular shape of your skull.”

“The scent of you is powerful and strong in my nostrils.”

*Send me an Expression and a Character n I’ll draw it*

Hey hi I made an art meme, and bc there aren’t enough nasty ones I did a nasty one ;3c

have fun lmao

I need this... thanks

‘I guess that’s where you’re supposed to wear them? On your ears. Wow! Amazing!’

Bonus: After several more seconds of playing with the ears… Finally!

Tom Hiddleston (Characters) x Reader Masterlist

I know I have a Marvel Masterlist as well, but since I wrote a Thomas Sharpe x Reader fic (and Tom Hiddleston x Reader one), I decided to make a new Masterlist for Tom and the characters he played. and yes I know he played a looooooot more 

Loki Laufeyson x Reader (Marvel)

A Piece Of Heaven NSFW *new*

NSFW Alphabet - Loki, being in love with you *new*

NSFW Alphabet - Being Loki’s Little Toy/Pet *new*

Anniversary NSFW (Jotun Loki x Reader x Loki)

Worst Birthday Ever NSFW 

Always Yours NSFW 

Party Gone Wrong NSFW 

Keep reading

Based on this scene form IT Crowd 

Reposting so i dont have to dig through my likes XD

Masterlist of Masterlists: Tom Hiddleston/Loki X Reader

If you have any Masterlists or Authors I’ve missed, feel free to send them to me

Everything That’s Not Smut/Lemon/NSFW/PWP/ETC:

Masterlist @imaginativemarvel

Masterlist @pickledmoon

Masterlist @hey-kids-want-some-avengers

Masterlist @vibraniom

Masterlist @sincerelysaraahh

Masterlist @bubble-tea-bunny

Masterlist @babylevines

Masterlist @fandomimaginetrash

Masterlist @goodnightwife

Fanfiction @nerdyamy99

Fanfiction @nerdyamy99

Masterlist @coffeekeyboardsss

Fanfiction @thing-you-do-with-that-thing

Fanfiction @thing-you-do-with-that-thing

Masterlist @bbbarneswrites

Masterlist @tomthelokilizer

Masterlist @imboredsueme

Masterlist @littlemisssyreid

Masterlist @riverdalerebel

Masterlist @thepokyone

Masterlist @idontgiveaflyinggrayson69

Masterlist @chillbucky

Masterlist @knockbeforeyouspeak

Masterlist @forever-rogue

Masterlist @typicalmackenziewrites

Masterlist @arwenaminmaeleth

Smut/NSFW/Lemon/PWP/ETC:

Fanfiction @loki-smut-fanifics

Fanfiction @loki-smut-fanifics

Fanfiction @loki-smut-fanifics

Fanfction @loki-smut-fanifics

Masterlist @leylanesobsessions

Masterlist @thiddlestoffiction

Masterlist @writingfortheavengers

Fanfiction @the-lokis-queen

Masterlist @ljb-novels

Masterlist @thefandomplague

Fanfiction @wintervoids

Masterlist @theamazingworldoffandomfics

Fanfiction @mrs-weasley-of-221b

Fanfiction @fanfic-collection

Fanfiction @fanfic-collection

Fanfiction @fanfic-collection

Fanfiction  @fanfic-collection

Masterlist @steven-grandpa-rogers

Fanfiction @jadegrey711

Masterlist @becaamm

Fanfiction @beachbabywrites

Fanfiction @beachbabywrites

Masterlist @yviinfinite

Masterlist @wrecklessimagine

Masterlist @sserpente

Masterlist @imaginedaily

Fanfiction @elemental-paradisity

Fanfiction @elemental-paradisity

Masterlist @the-marvel-imagines-blog

Masterlist @painfullythickimagines

Masterlist @caramell0w

Fanfiction @scarlettsage77

Masterlist @marvelspnbaby

Masterlist @karens-imagined-world

Masterlist @ariana-winchester95

Masterlist @multiackles

Masterlist @your-highnessmarvel

Masterlist @astouract

Masterlist @fuckmesebby

Masterlist @lokicolouredglasses

Masterlist @lokis-dirty-whispers

Masterlist @sgtpenny

Masterlist @hiddle-stoners

Masterlist @221bshrlocked

Masterlist @hunters-from-stark-tower

Masterlist @hey-kids-want-some-avengers

Masterlist @sherrybaby14

Masterlist @thosekidswhohuntmonsters

Masterlist @queencobblefreezestuff

Masterlist @all-sorta-stuff

Masterlist @tomfics

Masterlist @tomfics

http://archiveofourown.org/works/7208588/chapters/16356890

http://archiveofourown.org/series/393928

http://archiveofourown.org/works/12671619

http://archiveofourown.org/works/10635111

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/10138005/1/

http://archiveofourown.org/users/NaughtyLokiStories/works

https://archiveofourown.org/works/1282762

ew red staph it