Anyone Want To Jerk Off With Me? 👀

Knights Of Caliban

by Stefan Ristic

I wish I could still sleep like this 😭

Uncanny X-Men (1963) #509

Art by: Greg Land

I love talking with neurotypical people about my executive dysfunction because I'm like "yeah there's this invisible wall in my head that I'm incapable of getting past no matter what I do and it stops me from doing things" and they're like what the actual fuck

Meanwhile other neurodivergents are like

The way everything is so expensive and it's not even good 😐

Not an invitation to cocoon yourself in a self-care bubble for four years, but a reminder to the 24/7 worriers that you can literally write "To Do on Monday: Worry about ________" on a post-it note and stop worrying about it for one day while you recharge.

Goodnight besties

“aren’t you tired of being nice” no!!!! i’m tired of everyone else being mean!!!!!!!!