God I Wish This Were Me 😂

orpheus saying "to the world we dream about" and then turning and raising his cup to the audience when he says "and the one we live in now." fourth wall break of all time. reminding the audience that this story isn't just about hadestown, but is also about our world. stepping back into reality, just for a brief moment, to acknowledge both the joy and pain of living in that world. it is so deeply compassionate and real and it breaks my heart every time.

𝔤𝔯𝔢𝔢𝔫 𝔞𝔠𝔞𝔡𝔢𝔪𝔦𝔞

Uncanny X-Men (1963) #509

Art by: Greg Land

therapists saying you're surprisingly self aware is like being called a pleasure to have in class for adults

Anyone want to jerk off with me? 👀

I mean, fuck, I like bed. I like sleep. I like cozy blankies I like napping, I like to eep. I like Z catching and wink catching and counting sheep. I like doing beddie bye shit. Snooze it? Honk mimi

i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

Y’all liked my dick, how about my ass?