Jay: What If People Had Food Names And Food Had People Names?

Every Lloyd ship is so unhinged it's crazy when you think about it.

I mean, there's this psycho princess who's secretly the leader of a biker gang and also a cult who wants to resurrect his departed father and conquer the city.

A girl who can turn into a giant three-tailed wolf and is on a revenge quest to assassinate the evil emperor who turned her tribe to ice.

The prince of an underwater civilization who had to battle his evil octopus brother for the throne.

An anthropomorphic tiger man who's also the leader of a cult trying to resurrect an ancient evil after his home land had been compromised.

And then there's frickin Brad at the flower shop

Like you can't make this stuff up 😭

One thing that frustrated me since I was 8 is that Candace's head looks way more like a P than Phineas' head.

It still pisses me off sometimes for some reason ngl

Dashi: Chase, keep an eye on Guan today. He’s going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Chase: Sure, I’d love to see Guan getting punched.

Dojo: Try again.

Chase, sighing: I will try to stop Guan from getting punched.

Lloyd: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.

Garmadon: That's why I carry four swords.

So I started reading the new "Journey to the West" translation for reference and this bit almost killed me:

Nezha's baby face belied his powers as a warrior; he was extraordinary agile - able to fly, leap and transform at will - and was armed, moreover, with six magic weapons.

"Who's this dumpling?" Monkey asked. "What business do you have with me?"

"Monstrous monkey!" shouted Nezha. "How dare you not recognize me? For I am Prince Nezha, third son of Heavenly King Li. I am here on the orders of the Jade Emperor to capture you."

This made Monkey laugh a good deal. "Does your mother know you're out, little princeykins? How many baby teeth have you lost already? I'll spare you this time for the sake of your adorable chubby cheeks."

I mean no wonder he's so pissed all the time; this also perfectly explains his relationship with Wukong.

Sun Wukong: Man, I’m gonna get fat if you keep feeding me all these chips and junk!

Macaque: I’M NOT! I was eating them and you took them.

Sun Wukong: You said I should try some!

Macaque: I said they were good.

Sun Wukong: That’s not how I heard it

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Don't mind me. Just saw a bunch of homophobic Ninjago comments on YouTube so I'm making these as a coping mechanism:

Geo: Do you love me?

Cole: We’re literally married.

Geo: Yeah, but as friends or—

Geo: Is something burning?

Cole, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.

Geo: Cole, the toaster is literally on fire.

The toaster:

Cole: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Geo!

Geo: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight

Cole: Geo and I are no longer dating.

Geo: Cole, that’s a horrible way of telling the kids we’re getting married.

Cole: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.

Geo: This is a lie.

Geo: I'm literally dating him. This is a lie.

Geo: HE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.

Cole: We both look very handsome tonight.

Geo: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you."

Cole: I couldn't take that chance.

Cole: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?

Geo: It was autocorrect.

Cole: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?

Geo: Yes.

Geo: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

Cole: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to his knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

Geo: That one. I want that one.

Geo: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.

Cole: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.

Geo: The stars are so beautiful...

Cole: They're just giant balls of gas.

Geo: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-

Cole: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.

Geo: Oh...

Hey, now that Chamille's back, wouldn't it be fun if Lloyd tapped into his Oni heritage shape shifting power?

Imagine them changing into each other just to point out how ugly they are like good old rivals