This Is Just Playing Dungeons And Degenerate Gamblers

YES. VERY TRUE

you have GOT to get over the debilitating curse I gave you and just be a normal functioning member of society already

Something visited me in my dream last night.

A thing.

A creature?

A thing.

I can’t describe its appearance. I don’t think I ever will.

It was massive beyond massive, but smaller than small. Contained in a picture frame, yet stretching beyond the edges of existence…

It was silent, but its screams still echo in my ears.

What. The. Fuck.

Anyone else have dreams like this? Want to start a cult?

no offense but I heard the evil scientist say he likes studying me better than you

I can’t make pasta any more without mumbling to myself, “wet the drys… then dry the wets…”

I am the lorax

I speak for the trees.

I need to shit,

can I use your toilet, please?

tumblr please stop telling me to wd40 a mouse

Who is CHEEZBOT and more importantly do they have any cheese?