Nope. That, My Friend, Is A Shapeshifter.

I swear… “but you don’t need a device with a headphone jack, your headphones are Bluetooth”. They’re only Bluetooth when I can’t be bothered to carry my devices around and I don’t have pockets. The rest of the time they’re hooked up to my devices using the HEADPHONE JACK.

pros of corded headphones:

Cant lose phone

dont need to charge headphones

they look cool and are amazing

cons of corded headphones:

Every doorknob in existence is now out to get you

Visit Rapture!

Step 1: Stare at the centre dot for 30 seconds.

Step 2: Look at any of these 5 pictures.

Step 3: Enjoy!

despite what popular opinion may lead you to believe, some rocks actually do have scientifically-proven auras! Unfortunately, those rocks are uranium and the aura is cancer. 

the Fun Gang visits the Willy Wonka Experience ™️

Something visited me in my dream last night.

A thing.

A creature?

A thing.

I can’t describe its appearance. I don’t think I ever will.

It was massive beyond massive, but smaller than small. Contained in a picture frame, yet stretching beyond the edges of existence…

It was silent, but its screams still echo in my ears.

What. The. Fuck.

Anyone else have dreams like this? Want to start a cult?

do you love the color of the Idaho state senate advertisement?

tired: mermaids are all women

wired: much like elves, merfolk are mistaken by sailors for being all women because they have long hair and are very pretty

thinking about the time they sent me a seven year old autistic patient to investigate if he was suffering abuse because in every psychological test he kept drawing awful monsters

and I start the consultation already miserable as fuck and I give the kid some pen and paper so I can maybe communicate and see what's on his mind

and then I go WAIT A GODDAMN SECOND I KNOW THOSE MONSTERS

turns out the kid just had a special interest in Five Nights at Freddy's

I cannot stand the parodies of modern major general, they're overdone and simply not as good as the original. They've done them about everything, whatever topic, big or small.

And when i notice one of them my eyes will always start to roll.

The diction's always slurry when they rush the complicated words, and adding many fricatives will turn it so cacophonous. The slanted rhymes are silly and they keep just making more and more, please someone stop the parodies of modern major general.

The scanning of the lyrics in the meter is unbearable, they emphazise the syllables in ways that are untenable, in short in matters musical, prosodic and ephemeral, i cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!

What if Toriel was in the Dark World and both Kris and her ran into Spamton🤔🤔