Here’s A Thing That Happened To One Of My Friends. I Was There.

idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr

you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category

apparently u guys fw cowboy au lol

if I got carried away by the harpies I would accept my fate because I respect women

mel supremacy

My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved

do nothing on his nothing till he nothing

“I have been in love with no one, and never shall,” she whispered, “unless it should be with you.”

dream its me your pr team. Keep saying that shit. do not go to bed. do not question yourself. in fact make sure you stay up to keep saying that shit. dream its your pr team do stimulants rn

Thee kiddos