My Current Read Is A Critique Of Gender Norms From The Pov Of An Alien, And 25 Pages In I Feel That It

dumb sans doodle

I’ve been waiting a year to post this

you know what’s up

My body is already an inhospitable environment, there’s no way a friggin baby would be able to survive in it

Happy pride month

everyone on r/aita is doing polyamory so wrong and i think they could learn something from tommyinnit. I'm not going to say hes doing it any better but he is being really funny about it

new year's eve truly is the papyrus holiday of all time. staying awake at ungodly hours to explode things with the ones you love. setting unreachable goals for yourself in the future that nevertheless drive you to have hope in the days to come and become a better version of yourself. acronym is his catchphrase. i bet he's out there right now having a blast. cannon i mean.

(peanuts intro music plays)

People, especially games, get eldritch madness wrong a lot and it’s really such a shame.

An ant doesn’t start babbling when they see a circuit board. They find it strange, to them it is a landscape of strange angles and humming monoliths. They may be scared, but that is not madness.

Madness comes when the ant, for a moment, can see as a human does.

It understands those markings are words, symbols with meaning, like a pheromone but infinitely more complex. It can travel unimaginable distances, to lands unlike anything it has seen before. It knows of mirth, embarrassment, love, concepts unimaginable before this moment, and then…

It’s an ant again.

Echoes of things it cannot comprehend swirl around its mind. It cannot make use of this knowledge, but it still remembers. How is it supposed to return to its life? The more the ant saw the harder it is for it to forget. It needs to see it again, understand again. It will do anything to show others, to show itself, nothing else in this tiny world matters.

This is madness.