Come Closer I Exhibit Normal And Not Obsessive Behaviours

"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

spotify CRAPPED! all you music fucking sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!

getting my top surgery done in the thunderclan medicine den

being 5'7" is so fucked. AND i'm a top. i suffer more than you could ever know.

My body is already an inhospitable environment, there’s no way a friggin baby would be able to survive in it

Toby has spoken

my heart was POUNDING

hi bitchia what are your honest thoughts on the classic Sans Stronger than You video and other similar stuff that you may have strong opinions on? (MOTI UT Musical, any other classic fandom content)

hi rose! do you mean turn around kid, it'd be a crime. if i had to go back on that promise that i made for you, so don't step over that line. or else friend you're gonna have a bad time. but kids like you don't play by the rules, and guys like me? it ain't easy to be played for fools. so let's go, let the room get chiller. let's go dirty brother killer. go ahead and try to hit me if you're able. guess you've figured now that mercy's off the table. something something something if you keep on trying. but i think you're just mad you keep dying. you're not gonna win, we'll be here together, fighting in this judgement hall forever. and i know you'll just reset each time i beat ya, but I'll always be right back here to meetcha. i know you're made: o-o-o-o-of, L-o-o-o-o-oVe. L-o-o-o-o-ove. o-o-o-o-of L-o-o-o-o-ove, L-o-o-o-o-ove.

I know who you are, you remember who I—wait. no, fuck that's the frisk version. This is where it stops, this is where it ends. if you want to get past me, well you better try again. but no matter how i stall you, you won't give up your attack. do you just like the feeling... of your sins crawling on your back? So go ahead and try to hit me if you're able, guess you've figured now that mercy's off the table. think that you can try to spare me like I'm some pawn? well, you didn't spare my brother, so get dunked on. i know you made my friends all disappear, but everything they cared about is why I'm here. i am their mercy, i am their vengeance, i am determination. i know you're made: o-o-o-o-of, L-o-o-o-o-ove, L-o-o-o-o-ove. but i think I'm stronger than you

*you hear a mechanical click*

*a trapdoor opens underneath my feet and i fall into a pool of crocodiles*

"local quests near me"

"quests to complete nearby"

"quests available in my city"

"nearest quest board google maps"

"beginner side quests in my neighborhood"

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This is why you should spend less time posting OnLine and more time posting on the quest board!!!

Example:

Seeking a brave adventurer to fetch me one 5lbs bag of all purpose flour. Reward: A batch of fresh homemade snickerdoodles.

This could be the world we live in, but alas! You squander your time on this mortal plane! Imagine the baked goods we could have shared! Perhaps... in another life.