Who’s Pussy Is This? (said With Genuine Confusion)

house and wilson are definitely order-takeout-on-the-couch besties but whenever they do go out to eat together, house always holds wilson's hand the entire time and informs their servers that this is their anniversary dinner so he can get free dessert. wilson only argued about it the first few times and then gave up because whatever ok he wants free dessert too!! sometimes they even get champagne!! then one day at lunch wilson is just super preoccupied with looking over a file or something so his brain goes into anniversary-dinner-mode the moment house sits down across from him and wilson holds his hand out of muscle memory while reading and house silently lets him bc he's waiting for wilson to realize what he's doing and be horrified (wilson doesn't realize until they're walking out, still holding hands, and he stops in the middle of the busy hallway and goes wait honey what about dessert??) (then he gets in trouble with HR for saying public sexual euphemisms at work)

not an oldmanfucker but i'm an ally and i assume house with glasses is like irresistible to u people so here. tokens of my appreciation

imagine two gnome movers carrying a giant strawberry out to a truck. whimsical scene, huh? well this was during the gnome recession. not so funny or charming any more is it

I did it!! I asked for his hand in roommate-age!

I have never really got deep into shipping culture. I never really got it. Until I met Gregory House and James Wilson. Now I would beat someone to death with a rusty pipe if they implied they were just two straight dudes.

james wilson recs

angst: ✺ // fluff: ✿ // smut: ♡ // suggestive: ☆

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hehe many of these recs are works by my moots :')

x reader

⤷ 10:37 by catchyouintherye ♡

⤷ absolutely by misterdoctorwilson ♡

⤷ after hours by catchyouintherye ♡

⤷ james joint by @theogonize ☆

⤷ lonely doctors on a friday night by catchyouintherye ♡

⤷ selfish by misterdoctorwilson ♡

⤷ *any blurb by: @theogonize ♡☆

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hilson (house x wilson)

⤷ an inch away by @wanderingbue ♡

⤷ codependency and pillows by @occultbooks ♡

⤷ give me some tenderness beneath your honesty by @occultbooks ♡

⤷ if you ever hunger, hunger for me by petrodactyl352 ♡

⤷ taste me, too by @wanderingbue ♡

⤷ you're toxic, i'm slipping under by @occultbooks ♡

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misc

⤷ caught you hiding in the smoke by chychyd (hudson) ♡ | took me over like a fever (pt 2) by chychyd (hudson) ♡

⤷ kiss me once, then once more by catchyouintherye (hilson x reader) ♡

⤷ one for two by catchyouintherye (hilson x reader) ♡

⤷ something you all want (hilson x reader) by @occultbooks ♡

I’m losing my mind