Season 8 House's Haircut (i Say To My Audience Of 0)

house and wilson are definitely order-takeout-on-the-couch besties but whenever they do go out to eat together, house always holds wilson's hand the entire time and informs their servers that this is their anniversary dinner so he can get free dessert. wilson only argued about it the first few times and then gave up because whatever ok he wants free dessert too!! sometimes they even get champagne!! then one day at lunch wilson is just super preoccupied with looking over a file or something so his brain goes into anniversary-dinner-mode the moment house sits down across from him and wilson holds his hand out of muscle memory while reading and house silently lets him bc he's waiting for wilson to realize what he's doing and be horrified (wilson doesn't realize until they're walking out, still holding hands, and he stops in the middle of the busy hallway and goes wait honey what about dessert??) (then he gets in trouble with HR for saying public sexual euphemisms at work)

Wilson with Snoopy :D

Credit goes to @\schumisnoopy on Twitter. You can find the original post here

Do y'all think House pops random boners when Wilson is mean to him.. like when Wilson sawed through House's cane I coulda SWORN I saw House get turned on in that very moment. I need to see Wilson slapping tf outta House only for House to nearly cum in his pants

Yaoi <3

this may be so random for an ask but for some reason i can see house slipping his hand in wilson's back pocket to mess with him when they are standing next to each other, and wilson gets pretty flustered out of it

so true, queen, I am very on board with this idea 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

disco elysium portraits for the house guys WHOOPEEEE

The ONLY man I’d willing let mansplain something to me! Babygirl, I might not know wtf you’re talking about but keep going 🥰🥰🥰🥰

guys,,,, wilsons ambidextrous??