Cant Stop Thinking About When Wilson Was Describing His Affair To Cameron And He Says "i Met Someone

this is probably what chase’s job application looked like

coupon thief

thinking about years of everyone arguing "are house and wilson fucking or not" and the thing that finally reveals them is house's medical records listing his legal name as Gregory Wilson because of course he got it legally changed away from his father's name immediately after they had their quickie wedding in niagara falls in '05 but it's not his fault he already built a career as House yknow. so now it's his stage name. like a magician or drag queen

i'm writing this don't cancel me

like i love old man yaoi. i really do i promise. but i also love newly-hired-fellow twunk wilson lusting after dr house who is twice his age. like he sees the greying beard and crows feet and reading glasses and wants to pound that old man thru the mattress. is that ok

house in his cunty turtlenecks (1 | 2)

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the concept of cuteness aggression is so funny. awww you're adorable I need to hurt you

been chilling doing fuck all. tell me, do i look fly?

House has definitely sent Wilson a dick pic or several but he sends them by email because they are both old men and the titles are things like ‘URGENT: please identify if lung cancer’ or ‘patient biopsy results - respond ASAP’ so that Wilson’s guilt complex makes him feel obligated to open each one just in case someone’s life is actually on the line