It Cracks Me Up That Wilson Is Canonically Really Good In Bed He Had All There Wives Say To House’s

let’s do something unethical together, just the two of us. for fun.

most of the time i draw people with bushy eyebrows and big brown eyes so it's no wonder i love drawing wilson......

Dr. Allison Cameron in S2E9: "Deception".

umm fucking sniffsniffsniffsniffsniff ??? ? (x)

if my doctors name was house i would wanna know his first name before he does any surgery on me. what if its haunted

*holding you close as you bleed out*

Yeah man... it was a good bit... it was a really good bit... really funny....

all anyone knows about wilson's wife is that she's mean to him and doesn't help with household chores, but he says he stays with her because she's the love of his life. all anyone knows about house's wife is that she's naggy and bossy, but he says he stays with her because she's a demon in the sack. it takes years for anyone to realize they're married to each other

House M.D. | 8x20 Post Mortem

Some idiot: "Why are you reading your own fic, that's shallow and stupid"

All fanfic writers and writers everywhere: "Who the fuck do you think I wrote it for?!"

bump c:

taste me, too

hilson, 6.5k, explicit

tags: first meetings, oral sex, anal sex, bottom house, top wilson

The beignets are good. The bayou tours are overpriced. If you’ve seen one voodoo shop, you’ve seen them all. That first night, he met and fucked a woman who was in town for a funeral. The second night, he settles for the hotel bar. New Orleans, 1994.

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