I Will Never Be Normal About James Wilson

narrator: “i am not doing this because i care,” he says, caringly, as he cares deeply

“Chat it’s NOT lupus”

Robert Sean Leonard & Hugh Laurie in House M.D. | 08x23: “Swan Song”

this clip deserves more love!! obviously they look amazing… but their laughs?! bobby’s “what the fu..?!” moment! they’re literally both just big kids and it’s adorable. (but yes, they do look good af, too!)

i’m gonna think about this clip every day for the rest of my life. the manhandling. the way house closes his eyes when wilson shoves him. the way he looks up at him. the way he says “i can feel myself repressing all kinds of icky things” while LOOKING UP AT WILSON LIKE THAT. a lot of choices were made here. this show isn’t real.

imagine two gnome movers carrying a giant strawberry out to a truck. whimsical scene, huh? well this was during the gnome recession. not so funny or charming any more is it

if you're wondering if a sane person can write 3k+ words about house and wilson holding hands. no

dying 😭

can we talk about how wilson’s office is right next to house’s?

isn’t he supposed to be the head of oncology? babygirl, why aren’t you, idk, stationed in the oncology department? why do you just happen to have an office adjoined to your boybestfriend’s? why do your two offices have a connected balcony? why are you the only people in the whole hospital with a setup like that?? who put you guys together? cuddy? that’s like a teacher sitting students with crushes on each other at the same table. why does she let you stay there when she’s seen the situations it produces? does she ship it too? we know she does enjoy the insanity, to an extent. does the entire hospital have a betting pool on when house and wilson will finally get their shit together? probably.

these two dumbasses are so the main characters, its blatantly obvious that the entire world is built around them. i love it.