Content Bc Even Though I’m In A Funk I Also Have The Self-awareness To Know Why I’m In A Funk (bad

it’s not ‘talking to myself’ it’s called a soliloquy you fuck

At this exact moment a star 'dies' in the Universe, a planet is hit by an asteroid, a black hole devours a star and a new planet is forming... What does all this mean?

Chaotic academia is having like forty tabs open one on window, each for a different research paper/ Wikipedia hyperfixation/lesson-page-from-a-faraway-university (and all on possibly unconnected topics whose correlation makes sense only to you) all of which you really want to read Right Now but physically cannot find the time for because there is So Much To Learn, and all which you will never close either, because you’d rather sell your soul than lose all of that sweet, sweet information to the murky depths of page 2 of google 

diversity win! your friend survived the lab accident and is now something distinctly nonhuman

if you refuse to get the vaccine the government should sneak into your room after you go to sleep and take out the little chip in your neck that makes the supermarket doors open when you go near them

to those of you who literally just stayed alive and made it to the end of the year, i'm so proud of you.

TUMBLR STOP SHOWING ME THIS MAN

“As our circle of knowledge expands, so does the circumference of darkness surrounding it.”

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Albert Einstein (1879-1955) German-American physicist

I wasn’t born queer I read the spiderwick chronicles at age 8 and this is what it did to me