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Praying for the woman I’ll be in 5+yrs I hope she’s happy, and loved, living life unapologetically, doing what she loves.

*puts my gender in a box and saves it for a rainy day*

A sudden, terrifying thought

When you see an animal with its eyes set to the front, like wolves, or humans, that’s usually a predator animal.

If you see an animal with its eyes set farther back, though—to the side—that animal is prey.

Now look at this dragon.

See those eyes?

They’re to the SIDE.

This raises an interesting—and terrifying—question.

What in the name of Lovecraft led evolution to consider DRAGONS…

As PREY?

I am FERAL. The moon is bright, life is full of wildflowers and possibilities, your expectations will NOT tame me.

I hate that I've been born in a time where we know so much about space but it's too early to be able to explore it first hand.

Jane Austen really said ‘I respect the “I can fix him” movement but that’s just not me. He’ll fix himself if knows what’s good for him’ and that’s why her works are still calling the shots today.

I ship myself with academic success and contentment

Pikachu-man, I BEG of you, don’t appear on my dash again- you gave me a near heart-attack.

Fucking sleep-paralysis demons are less scary than this.

I just want to wear a lab coat over my pyjamas with steampunk googles and drink monster out of test tubes and do unethical experiments on bodies that I steal from the morgue, but instead I have to be normal.