Richard : Oh Yeah That’s A Straight Guy

Headcanon : Nancy wanted blonde hair and that's why she had the wig.

She got so jealous of Holly's hair.

Dawgs I keep saying 'dawg' and I'm like dude?!?! Am I possessed by Soos from gravity falls?!?!

My dad gave me his summertime sadness (seasonal depression)

I awoke to see what the commotion was

Only to find out someone else was rizzing my huzz

I knew a guy who wore those Hawaiian button ups and when he got asked about it he said he was having a mental crisis and if that's not Richie Toizer idk what is.

Me and committing suicide have a situationship

They say you can't ignore your problems and to that I say Lalalalalala while covering my ears.

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Why help out when you can crash out?