Slash: What Do You Have?

"Hello, I would like to buy a gun"

-Absolutely all of us after reading All The Young Dudes

I desperately need a trust rank between Akito and Mafuyu aby smthing like "two-faced ppl" or alike :(

Sega hear my pleadings

Tommy: I wasn't so drunk last night!

Vince: You tried to mark Nikki's face with a marker saying "it was important"

Tommy: It is! *Sobs*

My cute kitty cat 💕 💖

Junior: Time to rise and shine! The sun is already out

Dave: Tf you want me to do? Photosynthesis?

Chibi Milo bc I absolutely love him too 💕💕

No bc Dorian was a dumb sweetheart before meeting the slut of Lord Henry Wotton and now he's depressed and anxious

Jester ★

James: I'm madly in love with you, I would die and kill for you and just to have you by my side like omg you're the cutest man I've ever seen and I would burn the whole world if you asked me

Dave: Uh, what?

James: If you had homework, fucking autocorrect

Dave: James this is a verbal conversation

James:

Psychiatrist: I think you may have PTSD

Axl: Yeah

Axl: A Prolific Talent for Sucking Di-

Psychiatrist: And we also need to talk about your humor as a coping mechanism

Dave: God doesn't make anyone ugly!Lars: Aw, thanks!

Dave: but who the hell made you?

Lars:

Lars: *kicks him out of the band*