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So it took me a moment to process that it says "cone" and not "come". To which I still ask, who is neon and are they being taken?

so poisoned by online irony i expected this to say something rude and swear you know subverting our expectations of this well dressed gentleman but he’s so so so fucking right

You ever just feel your earbud in your ear? like ooh my ear feels that uhoh shit a a a a please why is it not painful just ooh there aaaaaaaaa. And that’s why I hate being hypersensitive

So today I found out that tumblr notifications can and will just ship you with someone else. Thanks tumblr for reminding me that I barely use you

Anything is occasional if you're tumblr enough

occasional posts from users

What percentage of orphan is required to construct a human? -literally a conversation I just had

Hey man, vultures are cool but why can't I like vultures AND copulate with mineself >:(

It’s the 25th and no one’s posted the Thundercracker vs Santa Clause panel

GOOOOOOOD

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