my dentist: hey I see your wisdom teeth seem to be coming in, have you been experience any pain or irritation?
me: not really, I’ll have the occasional moment where I’m aware of them being there, but it’s not constant you know?
my dentist: okay so we got someone who specializes in wisdom tooth removal, I’ll ask them when they come in later today if they’d be able to remove yours
me: o-okay
Would this be a good way to start the story or not? I'd like opinions so as to better the story for others
I am H, the most H of H's to ever H
*yeehaws into the night*
My name is Duong :( ________________ Home of Sponge Bob gifs (on telegram).
ur government assigned gender for the day is the first thing u get when u click this link to a randomised wikipedia article. NO REROLLS . i am the trollsteineggje mountain in norway
If I’m driving and you come up tail-gating me to an absurd level in a pickup or a jeep, don’t be surprised to hear a very loud FUCK YEAAAAAA or YOU DRIVE WITH A COCK THAT BIG? because I use those tactics to confuse and halt idiots on the road
So it took me a moment to process that it says "cone" and not "come". To which I still ask, who is neon and are they being taken?
so poisoned by online irony i expected this to say something rude and swear you know subverting our expectations of this well dressed gentleman but he’s so so so fucking right
Like bro, I fucking use these to live??? fucking whack, and I get to make lumps of coal out of them if I want to by smoking a ciggy? fuck yeah, you bet lil timmy’s getting coal for christmas if I ever say fuck it, time to die and smoke a ciggy.
The conversation concluded with the question "how would one effectively fillet an orphan"
What percentage of orphan is required to construct a human? -literally a conversation I just had
I will never forget the day I was threatened to be stabbed during math class, just to have the same guy offer me a blowey for my drink later on.
if u list all ur fave characters do u see a pattern and also how much of a red flag is this for u