Oh Yes, That Sounds Like My Childhood

I read this whilst just coming off of the energy that is turning words into penis and thus I felt penis energy reading this

tumblr should do that thing netflix does where if you try to screenshot a post the screen blacks out. this would prevent containment breaches to instagram/twitter/tiktok and would force people to start coming up with their own jokes. more importantly it would allow a lot of us to stop living in fear

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There's just a dead guy, hunh

you have to fistfight your tumblr pfp. do you think you'd win

If you fuckin steal my cookies you’re not a good person, and you’re not getting a happy me

How the skeletons get trapped in our bodies

If I can be expected to take on yet another workload, the trash can take another box

okay I’m really curious abt this for reasons so everyone pls reblog and tag how many people you follow, I want to know what’s like a normal amount

It is pasech my dudes. Matzoh go yummers

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