How To Jack Stauber:

If, for every time these damned .json files didn't work, someone felt just barely less depressed. Then I'd have cured at least 2 people's depression and omw to a third victim.

Me too

THIS IS SENDING ME

Oh no, I’ve failed to gain an internet child’s respect what shall I do?

Sorry m8, but if you think I have the capacity to shit give about your respect for me, you have another thing befalling you B)

opinion on people who just eat cereal dry with their hands like its popcorn. not asking for any reason

reblog to give a plushie to the person you reblogged this from

ur government assigned gender for the day is the first thing u get when u click this link to a randomised wikipedia article. NO REROLLS . i am the  trollsteineggje mountain in norway

twitter has reminded me of a very important anniversary today. happy ten years to idw phase two!! (holy shit, ten years.)

the amount of letters in your full name is now your forever age. what is it?

reblog to give the person you reblogged from a comfy sweater

So it took me a moment to process that it says "cone" and not "come". To which I still ask, who is neon and are they being taken?

so poisoned by online irony i expected this to say something rude and swear you know subverting our expectations of this well dressed gentleman but he’s so so so fucking right