Jessica Rabbit

Ok I LOVE the pilot so much I’m so HOOKED

people are literally so boring a male character will kill 10000 people and steal candy from babies and theyll be like omg thats my king! but a female character is rude once and theyre like i hope she dies violently

A delivery only restaurant named "send help" that specialises in hangover food. Everything comes with some sort of an electrolytes beverage, if not two, a bag to throw up in, and one of the food options is simply "whatever", and you get an order of whatever random food options the kitchen happens to find the most convenient.

The "whatever" can be specialised, like ordering a two-piece vegan whatever gets you two random vegan options, there's "whatever w/ peanut allergy", kosher whatever, and so on.

The halal option comes with a free letter reminding you of the reasons why a muslim shouldn't drink.

I’m trying but I’ve got all these new ish ocs idk how to push

I am in a deficit of ideas for rp starters… I’m too used to plotting stuff but I’m also too shy to approach people to plot. 😓

HEY

WAIT

STOP SCROLLING !!!!

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Sorry for infodumping about my special interest out of nowhere, you said a keyword and it activated my unskippable dialogue

𝕮𝖍𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖗𝖊𝖓 𝖇𝖔𝖗𝖓 𝖔𝖋 𝖔𝖓𝖊 𝖊𝖒𝖔𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓

𝕺𝖚𝖗 𝖉𝖊𝖛𝖔𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓'𝖘 𝖉𝖊𝖊𝖕𝖊𝖘𝖙 𝖔𝖈𝖊𝖆𝖓

👀 Baa~

local guide: Ooh, see that over there? That's a yodelling coyotee, native to the area. Around here it's commonly known as a "loudfuck yeller". tourist: Huh. Why do they call it that? loudfuck yeller: [draws a deep breath, opens mouth]