listen. as the biggest supporter of fanfiction ever. y’all need to stop publishing that shit.
i’m being so honest rn
some people are just meant to be fanfic authors. and that’s ok. but i would really love it if they would stop publishing books
like guys… this is what you want?
self insert badass female main character
the same male love interest (dark, shadow powers, not actually evil, etc)
a very clear list of trigger warnings and tropes that tell you exactly what’s going to happen
no actual discernable plot, just people doing cool things
no cliffhangers (god forbid you don’t get immediate closure)
smut scenes and characters being unreasonably horny all the time
If I had a buck for every “their tongue explored my mouth” I’ve ever read, I would be swimming in cash
Things I have cried at this past month:
That one episode of Doctor Who with Van Gogh
The Supernatural episode where Sam tells his imaginary friend he doesn’t need him anymore
The Haikyuu fanfiction In Another Life
Things that should have made me cry but didn’t:
Episode 25 of Banana Fish
honestly fuck all romance except for whatever the fuck that little shy kid and the dude with severe daddy issues had in Dead Poets Society
pov someone makes the mistake of mentioning any of my hyperfixations around me:
it should be illegal to tag anything under 20k “slow burn” like no, that’s just a burn
J. R. R. Tolkien: no, my books aren't about the war I experienced. It's just a story
J. R. R. Tolkien's works: you cannot go home, war ends entire bloodlines, you are mourning the death of your brother alone, you dug into the earth and permanently scored the land, you cannot explain what you have been through, you cannot go home, "that wound will never fully heal. He will carry it the rest of his life", leaving the women behind does not save them, the young die first, you cannot go home, the parent will bury their child, you have lost the wives and you will never connect with them again, "how shall any tower withstand such numbers and such reckless hate?", you are not the same, you cannot go home, you can never go home, your father will only side with those he sees as worthy bloodlines and you cannot change his mind, it is more meaningful Not to kill, sometimes your sacrifice accomplishes nothing, you cannot go home
been studying seneca a little bit in school the last few semesters and i was like hmm that name sounds familiar i must have heard of him before
nope gurl it was the hunger games
“Dont buy pride stuff from corporations” ok but this june can we start promoting and supporting lgbt+ artists/lgbt+ artists that sell pride merch? like I don’t have a whole lot of money but fellas 👀 if youre out there..