The Phenomenal @moveslikekeithrichards  tagged Me In This So I’ll Be Doing It: Post 10 Gifs From Your

Dearest Internet, what is a Furry?

Michael keeps referring to Jeremy as one, and I have no idea what that is.

Back at 100! For real this time!

100 Folowers!

Thank you!

-SQUIP and Jeremy

So many things that appear to be common sense apparently are not.

I am meant to be encouraging and to promote self-confidence but I am also subjected to the internal monologue of a high school boy do you see my problem.

When in doubt, do not drink Mountain Dew in the hopes that it’ll give your SQUIP a boost because it will result in you getting shocked by the electricity burst and you SQUIP, who is annoyed that you still HAVEN’T LEARNED WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DRINK MORE MOUNTAIN DEW

Jeremy: NOW we can sing Christmas songs!

Me: Yes. After Thanksgiving is the appropriate time to sing them.

Jeremy: After Halloween is the appropriate time!

Me: I am not about to have this conversation again.

I dipped out of rp on here for like 2 years because work and other personal things, but I’m slowly getting myself back into it

Here are my rp blogs, fully updated!

versin-surfin: A multimuse featuring muses from my previous blogs, as well as new ones! Main muses including Matthew the Raven from Sandman, Jaime Lannister from Game of Thrones, The Monster from The Magicians, Haymitch from The Hunger Games, Dan Torrance from The Shining/Doctor Sleep, and many many more.

hearsthephone: Finney Blake from The Black Phone movie and Joe Hill short story. You won’t receive any notifications from vodkasquip for that one, but it is me.

ourcbourcs: The Barkeep from the 2014 movie Predestination and the Robert Heinlein short story “All You Zombies”. Again, you won’t get notifications from vodkasquip but it is me

So yeah, if I follow you and you rp in any of these places, that might be why I followed you! Sorry for the inconvenience

tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb

Me: That’s it, you’re grounded! Get on the TV!

Jeremy: THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!!!

...Did I do that right? I’m trying to expand the variety of posts I make, so I tried to make a “shitpost.”