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MAGIC! STOLEN!! SORCERY!!!

So I really want to do a Greek Myths-inspired cosplay rp because I saw a few others do it and think it’s awesome.

I’m currently torn between who to do first so let’s take a poll: Orpheus or Psyche?

I’m doing both but I want to do them one at a time so other people’s input is welcome

OOC

Kinda burnt out with the squip rp stuff

Will still do that

Considering expanding my rp horizons and doing a Cosplay rp

Thoughts?

Okay. Gardening 101; or “Auntie Sys I have a yard that’s currently a yard and don’t know SHIT or FUCK about how to make it not be a boring-ass yard.”

Step 1; go to your local landfill and get all of the newspaper you can. Cardboard will also work. If your neighborhood puts them out for recycling, go around and grab them all like a little newspaper goblin.

Step 2; acquire mulch. If you WANT, you can go pay for it at a garden store, but we’re all cheap lazy bitches here so screw that. Most landfills will collect yard waste and branches and chip them into woodchips, which you can get for PENNIES or FREE. Go load up on that good shit.

I like straw too, which I can get for barter because I am related to half the people around here and a solid 65% of my extended family are farmers. I give Uncle Daryl three quarts of elderberry jelly or a couple pounds of morels in spring and he loads me up with straw bales.

Step 3; figure what parts of grass you want to be not-grass, and cover that shit in newspaper, good and thick. 5-10 layers. It helps to wet the newspaper to keep it from blowing away as you work.

Now, cover that newspaper with a good thick layer of mulch.

Congrats, you’re removing the grass. It’ll starve to death under the mulch and newspaper and rot into compost. You now have garden beds and have not dug one single bit of sod.

If you can’t wait for six months to plant, pull the mulch aside, cut a hole in the newspaper, and dig out a plug of sod the size of the planting hole. Throw some compost in there and plant. Tuck mulch back around plant. Water well.

There ya go. Garden beds. In a year, when you pull back the mulch the newspaper will be almost rotted away, and the soil underneath soft and loamy.

reblog game where you #cancel the previous person for something completely arbitrary

Spooky Halloween Asks!

Boogeyman: what’s your weirdest/most irrational fear?

Candy Corn: what’s the best Halloween candy? the worst?

Crow: do you believe in omens? which ones?

Exorcist: do you believe in demons?

Ghost: have you ever encountered a spirit or haunted place?

Haunted: do you like haunted houses (or corn mazes, hayrides, etc.)?  if so, what’s the scariest one you’ve participated in?

Mothman: do you know of any local urban legends, or is there an urban legend that really freaks you out?

Mystery: what’s the strangest unsolved mystery that you’ve heard of?

Scream: favourite horror film?

Spell: do you believe in magic, or any sort of otherworldly powers? 

Trick or Treat: do you have any plans for Halloween this year?

UFO: do you believe in aliens, and do you think they visit Earth?

Werewolf: what cryptid or monster do you think could actually exist?

Witches: are you going to dress up this year? if yes, as what? 

Jeremy keeps calling me, "Veronica," and I don't kmoe wether to shock him or thank him.

How the frick frack paddy wack to you tag someone on safari

Shoutout to @teaat3am for liking all my dumb shitposts/memes/shitpost memes as well as all my ooc stuff ON TOP OF telling me they like the weird things I come up with. You make me smile when I get a ping you liked something!

Yes this is because you liked me angst headcanon post like 5 finite after I posted it but I still think this every time I see that you liked something because you’re a cool human and it’s almost 11:30 my time and I’m tired and emotional and wanted to share how much I appreciate you

We found a website that has Cards Against Humanity.

My favorite card to play by far is “Panda sex.”

- SCREAM (1996), dir. Wes Craven - VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN (2015), dir. Paul McGuigan - FRIGHT NIGHT (1985), dir. Tom Holland - A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 2: FREDDY’S REVENGE (1985), dir. Jack Sholder - NEAR DARK (1987), dir. Kathryn Bigelow - THE COVENANT (2006), dir. Renny Harlin - INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (1994), dir. Neil Jordan - SOCIETY (1989), dir. Brian Yuzna - THE HITCHER (1986), Robert Harmon - THE LOST BOYS (1987), dir. Joel Schumacher