Jeremy Is Undecided On His Costume. I Suggested He And Christine Do A Couple’s Costume. He Says That

Never mind two of them were porn bots. I do not approve of them, and Jeremy needs to kick his porn habit, so we’re down to 98. 

Oh well.

100 Folowers!

Thank you!

-SQUIP and Jeremy

Michael’s still mad at me about the unicorn jelly bean dispenser thing.

I’m keeping the outfit.

Jeremy was saying that “Oh my God Byoncer!” vine and I figured out how to dump digital vodka on him. Throw the illusion the shock.

I deeply regret my decision and have serious concerns about why he would choose a dolphin. It doesn't even have fur.

Dearest Internet, what is a Furry?

Michael keeps referring to Jeremy as one, and I have no idea what that is.

reblog game where you #cancel the previous person for something completely arbitrary

So I really want to do a Greek Myths-inspired cosplay rp because I saw a few others do it and think it’s awesome.

I’m currently torn between who to do first so let’s take a poll: Orpheus or Psyche?

I’m doing both but I want to do them one at a time so other people’s input is welcome

OOC

Kinda burnt out with the squip rp stuff

Will still do that

Considering expanding my rp horizons and doing a Cosplay rp

Thoughts?

Sometimes I wish that the vodka I drink was real because I cannot deal with Jeremy

IT WON’T LET ME FRAKKING

*deep breath* I’ll just wait until I’m at my computer or I download the app

I just realized that when you’re on your phone’s web browser you can’t comment on people’s pages if you’re on their blog but if their posts are on your feed you can but I can’t put the person’s url into search on my phone and my computer’s at home and I’m a sideblog this is pain I’m going to just do what I normally do and super awkwardly slide into their messages because idk when I’ll get to my computer and I sure as hell am not going to download the app at the current moment.

Jeremy and Michael just got back from Hereditary.

Two major things happened:

1. When the ad said, “Please turn off all electronic devices,” Jeremy whispered, “Shutdown,” and then turned me back on after it was done. At least he has some decency and courtesy for others. Even if it was a bit annoying.

2. I do wish that he left me on. I could have warned them of any jumpscares that were coming, as well as disturbing scenes. They were both shaking and kept trying to convince me to let them burn sage when they got home. After reviewing what they actually saw, I must say that it’s pretty intriguing and does get my approval. 

Just be aware that it does have intense sequences and really disturbing content.

JEREMY FOR THE LAST TIME YOU WILL NOT BE USED FOR THE RITUAL SINCE YOU ARE NOT CONNECTED TO ANY OCCULTISTS AND DO NOT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT.