Might As Well Just Steal You From 'em Shadows Then, Sweet Boy :)

HES LAUGHING AT HIS OWN FUNERAL BECAUSE HES ACTUALLY ALIVE (i scream as they drag me back to the padded room)

Yesterday, I was talking to my ma about how it should be a rule to not let people who doesn't handle kids or young people in general work in universities and schools. Especially, old/middle aged men in girls' colleges. I had such a bad experience with the staff member and had to step in to stop a man from harrassing a girl. And they hit me with this line. It felt more like an insult to be fair.

a canon event for every oldest daughter is being told “you would be a good lawyer”

INTERIM // if (then)

(also sorry for the no cws on my previous post. my bad!)

Did you guys read Soap's journal?

While I reading COD wiki, i found out that OG Soap had journal

And he is a fuckin artist

And he really hates army dogs lol

He spent 3pages for talking about dogs

And the first one, he even said "consider me a cat man now"

What the hell kind of name is Ghost?

- Says the man named Soap

Og mw2 Spoiler below

For Ghost, Roach

Drawing of Price

How many times can a man save your life until it's no longer your own?

Husband 😮‍💨

The consequences of a prank

Did you kiss the brick before throwing it at me?

Rest easy

h/c that soap insinuates ghost is ugly for months, because it's the only thing he can think of for someone so skilled and too elusive to have any visible flaws, and he can't be nice even to his favorite superior. and ghost is amused by it, mostly because it's the least mean thing he's heard about him.

up until it's price who gets a little too loose lipped during a visit to the pub that, as usual, is missing ghost. he lets a nickname slip from way back before simon was ghost of pretty boy riley and soap's stupid, pining brains latches onto it.

and of course, his usual taunts reflect this change.

instead of saying ghost is doing them all a favor by covering up his ugly mug, he finds himself saying that ghost has done them all a favor because he'd be too much of a sight for sore eyes for them all to aim right. instead of saying that he should take off the mask to really scare hostiles, he finds himself saying ghost should take it off to stun them.

ghost reacts just the same, with some quip or a huff of a laugh. but that little bit of attention is always enough to feed soap.

he really learns how this change makes ghost feel when he's covering him while soap's setting up charges in the basement of a building, left completely unguarded. he doesn't even think when he tells ghost "just sit there and look pretty for me. a little bit o' eye candy while i work never hurts."

and ghost just had to pick that day, of all days, to ditch the grease paint that would hide his red face well enough for sunglasses.

those baby blues..

Need him.

Idk what about this man screams cryptid but honestly. This was fun.

[Post time skip era]

Louis and Sherlock: *finally getting along over cool dagger tricks*

William: *staring at Sherlock*

Albert, chuckling: Hey, don't be jealous Will. I'm sure you're still Louis' favourite person.

William, without blinking: I'm not jealous, Albert-nii. I'm gay.