The other night I was invited out for a night with the ‘girls.’ I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!’ Well, the hours passed and the drinks went down way too easily.
Around 3 a.m., a bit pissed, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed… 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT’… he didn’t seem pissed off in the least.
Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.’
When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh shit.’ Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
drink water!!!! dance in your room!!!!!! eat a lot of veggies!!!!!! dance as you do chores!!!!!! eat some fruit!!!!!!!! let yourself feel sad!!!!! have that $5 hot drink sometimes!!!!! try to smile even when you’re alone and doing some work!!!! listen to music that makes you happy when you’re feeling down!!!!!! we’ve all gone through crap and life might have more in store for us but we got this!!!!!
Y’all know when Mulan is sitting in the rain and watches her parents silhouette disappear as the candle is blown out and then her eyes squint in determination and the music that starts to play and you see her go into the family temple and light a match and bow in respect and then sneak into her parents room and switch the scroll for her hair brooch and then the way her reflection is shown as she pulls the sword and cuts her hair?? It’s literally more iconic than any marvel movie
Both Chanyeol’s and Yixing’s dimples are showing at the same time reblog for good luck 💫
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Relationship Status: single, but I am on it;-)
Lipstick or Chapstick: Chapstick
Last song I heard: Who will love me as I am - Ripley, skinner: Raw at town hall.
Last Movie I watched: Avengers 2.
Top 3 characters: Groot, Erin Gruwell and, I am so bad at names. -.-
Books I’m currently reading: Learn how to read emotions, philosophical books. Blue heaven - c.j. Box. Jeffrey archer - paths of glory. And Mindset - Dr Carol S. Dweck. And to much school stuff..
Favourite movie: Freedom Writers, maybe?
Favourite Music Genre: Into it all, change from day to day!
Favorite season: Fall 🍂 and winter ❄️
Ultimate Bias: Maybe, Bang Yong Guk?
Ultimate Bias Group: There is a reason why I follow your page @multifandom-hoes , your blogs name spoke to me;-)