I was hanging out with my sister and she just asked me "I feel sleepy all the time do I have Necrophilia?"
she meant narcolepsy
in my shigadabi brainrot era folks
Yummylicious
Dabi stare tho 👀
There's two wolves inside you
One knows that the dance of dragons is a nuanced subject showing that there are no winners in war especially in feudalist society and picking a side is not the point.
The other supports Rhaenyra with all its might.
*Sirius to James sometime after finding out about Jegulus*
Pointing out my daddy issues doesn't excuse your pedophilia
endeavour they could never make me like you
Girlderat bonding over being fucking cowards together 💫✨💅
I JUST FOUND OUT ABT GILDERAT HELPPPPPPPPP I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS A THING WHY DOES IT MAKE SENSE
brb chat im gonna go binge read gilderat fanficiton now
God bless that one creator on insta keeping the Walburga Black angst alive. God bless
had a fascinating english class that resulted in the notes header “the forcefeminization of victor frankenstein”
Forever angsting over these two. And forever projecting
Will all great Neptune's ocean wash this blood Clean from my hand?
"DID MINERVA JUST MAKE HARRY SEEKER????"
"THE YOUNGEST SEEKER IN YEARS OH MY GOD I AM SO PROUD"
...
"did harry just talk to the bloody snake"
"yes he did"
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"WHY WOULD YOU FOLLOW THE CREEPY VOICES HARRY"
"HARRY RUN THE OTHER DIRECTION YOU'LL GET YOURSELF ARRESTED AT THIS RATE"
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"He's just like James, isn't he?"
"At least James didn't get himself into near death situations every five minutes HARRY FLY DOWN THE DEMENTORS WILL KILL YOU"
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"WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE CANT GO TO HOGSMEADE BECAUSE HIS PERMISSION SLIP ISNT SIGNED???? HE DOESNT HAVE ANY PARENTS TO SIGN IT!"
"Honestly I expected better from Minerva."
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"Of all the names he could have chosen, why would you call it Dumbledore's Army????"
"They're just kids monty they don't know any better"
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"Good lord have you seen that girl's hair from the back"
"Monty-"
"She could really use some Sleekeazy"
"Monty!"
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"DID SHE JUST CUT HARRYS HAND???"
"DELORES YOU FUCKING BITCH GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF MY GRANDSON"
"OH NO SHE DID NOT PUT ME BACK ON EARTH I NEED TO HAUNT THIS BIT-"
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"HARRY DO NOT FOLLOW THE MALFOY KID WHAT ARE YOU DOING?? HARRY!"
"harry dear i know he's your mortal enemy but that doesn't mean YOU ALMOST KILL HIM!"
"he gets it from you, monty."
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"ALBUS SEVERUS? WHAT KIND OF NAME IS THAT"
"be nice monty"
"WHY WOULD YOU NAME YOUR KID AFTER THE TWO PEOPLE THAT ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR MOST OF YOUR LIFE'S HARDSHIPS"
"monty!"
"GOOD LORD THAT NAME IS WORSE THAN MINE"
"MONTY!"