Theyre So Silly Goofy Unserious During The Walkout I

on wikipedia straight up "learning it". and by "learning it" i mean, lets just say.. information

I wanna come back as a gecko in my next life. No thoughts. Head empty. Only know eat own shed, lick own eyeball, and scream 🦎

This might as well be porn tbh

sharing my favorite hidden gem of Jason Newsted and Kirk Hammett playing the Dazed and Confused riff .

this is literally the best video to ever exist

the most erotic human emotions in no particular order are embarrassed, overwhelmed, pity, fear, relief, desperation , and of course. hopelessness

Op i fear your creator is funnier than anyone who's ever made a meme ever

Edit: looking back at this im now realizing you said your wife not your mother and I referred to your wife as "your creator," maybe I was right tho idk who your wife is who am I to say she's not a divine entity who created herself a spouse who is posting on tumblr about her chaotic asmr tendencies

My wife's favorite sleep noise app is the kind that lets you mix different noises, one of which is a snoring shih tzu, and she loves to create soundscapes that imply the dog is in imminent danger

I have so many questions and zero answers

Hey isn't this that vine

"Merry Chrysler"

A few of the more creative spellings of Christmas I’ve come across while looking for Dear Santa letters in old newspapers this year.

I have a friend that would do this, this is Dilloncore

your honour its like wahtever. yiur honour fuck offffff come on literally who cares ://////

you said this is normal weed, why am i becoming a beast under the moonlight

NON-freaks dni. This is a freaks only zone