Me when I'm talking about men that are pretty to me but everyone around me has a different taste in men than I :')
god dammit steve
you said this is normal weed, why am i becoming a beast under the moonlight
Op i fear your creator is funnier than anyone who's ever made a meme ever
Edit: looking back at this im now realizing you said your wife not your mother and I referred to your wife as "your creator," maybe I was right tho idk who your wife is who am I to say she's not a divine entity who created herself a spouse who is posting on tumblr about her chaotic asmr tendencies
My wife's favorite sleep noise app is the kind that lets you mix different noises, one of which is a snoring shih tzu, and she loves to create soundscapes that imply the dog is in imminent danger
I said this immediately after being born btw, still drenched in my mother's blood
this is the hardest any single image has ever gone
i feel like its not too much to ask to sometimes ask people to appriciate eroticism in art from a lens outside of ‘that’s hot’
Biblically accurate metalhead, i fw him honestly.
He probably only speaks to infodump about Mayhem. 🖤
(ignore sketch lines on his shoulders in the first one i forgor to erase and couldn't retake the picture cause I had already put him down by the time i realized)
the most erotic human emotions in no particular order are embarrassed, overwhelmed, pity, fear, relief, desperation , and of course. hopelessness
thunder only happens when it’s raining
players only love you when they’re playing
the first half of that edible only kicks in immediately after you take the second half
I strive to be this ominous and confusing at all times
gone are the days of saying “im gonna kms”. “you will see me on the news” is way more effective. it could be for many reasons. but you know i will be the culprit and it will be newsworthy