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more men should think with their pussies and more women should think with their cocks. what’s not clicking
I love saying “of course” instead of “you’re welcome,” like of course I’m helping you that’s what I do, you were foolish to even consider an alternate dimension in which I’m not helping you. you idiot. you absolute buffoon.
DRACULAURA IS VEGAN BECAUSE SHES AFRAID OF THE STEAK
THE STAKE
OH MY GOD
If you’re gonna read one article about the bitcoin crash please read this one, it’s so funny
“That sent shockwaves through the crypto community, since stablecoins are supposedly backed by real assets and aren’t just Monopoly money.”
“And if you listened to Matt Damon during his Super Bowl commercial for Crypto.com, insisting that “fortune favors the brave,” you’re probably kicking yourself.”
“For its part, Tether issued a statement early Thursday insisting that everything was fine, something you’ll just have to take their word for because they’ve never been audited.”
pov: it’s 1980 and a young black man just bought a Devo cassette tape from the record store.