“kink belongs at pride” - tired, desiccated, queerphobic discourse
“make the golf course a public sex forest” - thriving, vibrant, moves the conversation forward
So, for my first ever actual post on here, imma tell y'all how I literally instantly manifested food deadass like 2 hours ago.
So you guys a couple hours ago outta nowhere I jus think "Hmm, I kinda want sum food 🌚". Like I just think to myself that I'm hungry asl, and I didn't really say it but I kinda wanted mcdonalds too! I think my thought and then move on, and lemme tell y'all 3O MINUTES AGO MY DAD BROUGHT IN SUM FOOD!!! It wasn't just any food either, it was sum MCDONALDS BITCHH 👏🏾👏🏾!
So basically, at the end of the day children, you can just think of your desire, let that bitch go and IT'S GON HAVE TO COME TO YOU!
I rest my case 🍷
texting my coworker “hey! how are you feeling” and reading it 40 times to make sure i didn’t accidentally type how are you sex cum penis ass cum porn 1080p hot cock
The juxtaposition of the professional model head shots of the voice actors next to their goofy ass googly eyed Bugsnax they voiced is literally slaughtering me
The neurodivergent urge to do this
Some of us believe in astrology without needing physical evidence. Some of us believe in paranormal activity without needing physical evidence. Some of us believe in aliens and supernatural activity without needing physical proof. So why all of a sudden when it comes to law of assumption you need concrete smack you in the face evidence to believe it’s true?
You go to a swede's house to bang and you start going down on them and theyre like who told you you could eat here???
wow this is a great point
"x black reader"