Cosy…

When you have to rethink just how intelligent your most powerful ally is

I mindlessly drew this a month ago because I wanted to make @syrupyyy laugh and am now posting it? hmmmmm

“i never wanted to dance with nobody but you”

Never Wanted to Dance- MSI

When your married boss pays you crazy money to distribute and attain illegal weaponry but he ends up obsessed w/ you and you accidentally fall in love with him but you’re friends with his wife and make the worst choices ever anyways

YES I ACCIDENTALLY POSTED THIS ON MY ALT ACC 😭 ITS HERE NOW INSTEAD LOL

Kaffee und Schoggi Summary: A collection of Edelweiss drabbles. Pairing: Austria/Switzerland Content: Drabble Collection, Domestic Fluff, Fluff and Humor, Short & Sweet, no smut for now AO3 LINK

“aph”黒髪ふたり Pixiv ID: 19401150 Member: ていと

I have almost 3000 posts in my drafts. I wish I had the time to put them all in the queue, but I'm only human and the holidays are killing me. Anyway, amidst all the chaos, I posted a short drabble. Enjoy.

My Dark Academia persona,if you will:

- confident like a God

- a smirk,a scowl,loathing of humanity,and dark curious eyes

- love of the past,art, and philosophy

- talks very little of themselves, mysterious in every way

- questionable morals

- idealist

- thirsty for knowledge

- consumes art desperately

- quotes literature and talks in dead languages

- coffee,tea,wine, studying by a candle

- cold

- existential,trying to find answers to questions

- daydreamer

- no awareness of time whatsoever

- over dressed on any occasion

- speaks eloquently

- pretentious in their idealistic superiority

My Future

I’m a history professor at some prestigious private college with an extensive history

All of my students are terrified of me but they love me anyway

I keep an apple on my desk just to let it slowly decay

I own a human skull that also sits on my desk

They’re too nervous to ask if it’s real or where i got it

I bring baked goods to my 8 AM classes because i stress bake and i’m constantly stressed

i wear a poachers coat with elbow patches and occasionally pull a huge book out of my pocket and sit down to read it

I let myself age and don’t become one of those people who cope by making age jokes

i emotionally bully the bigots and racists in my class through well structured debate and in the margins of their assignments

i push my students to do their best and don’t give them any allowances

i’m banging the english professor

swissaus requested by anon, thank youu <3