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For the Mel wine aunt agenda

hi, a lot of you need a perspective reset

the average human lifespan globally is 70+ years

taking the threshold of adulthood as 18, you are likely to spend at least 52 years as a fully grown adult

at the age of 30 you have lived less than one quarter of your adult life (12/52 years)

'middle age' is typically considered to be between 45-65

it is extremely common to switch careers, start new relationships, emigrate, go to college for the first or second time, or make other life-changing decisions in middle age

it's wild that I even have to spell it out, but older adults (60+) still have social lives and hobbies and interests.

you can still date when you get old. you can still fuck. you can still learn new skills, be fashionable, be competitive. you can still gossip, you can still travel, you can still read. you can still transition. you can still come out.

young doesn't mean peaked. you're inexperienced in your 20s! you're still learning and practicing! you're developing social skills and muscle memory that will last decades!

there are a million things to do in the world, and they don't vanish overnight because an imaginary number gets too big

Noxus' greatest export isn't war, it's greatest export are women that girl boss too close to the sun until it blows up in their faces.

it’s not enough to make posts defending Mel Medarda, i need a gun & IP addresses

TIMEBOMB again

It should be a way bigger deal some other party figured out how to construct their own version of shimmer, and by some other party, I mean Noxus.

The only person who had access to new shimmer was Lest, and Lest's people belong to a branch of the vastaya that live within Noxus' territory.

The most worrying aspect of this version of shimmer is that it's been modified to create tattoos on its users.

We've already seen Viktor's own experiments with runes and shimmer in the first season.

And now we know from the Ambessa book that not only are rune tattoos a real thing that mages use to modify their magic in Mel and Rudo's case, but the Black Rose is also actively trying to create their own rune warriors out of mages AND non-mages. In fact Jinx’s shimmer altered body shares a lot of similar abilities as the rune warriors in the book, right down to the super speed, enhanced strength, and improved endurance, with side effects more reminiscent of the chemtank soldiers.

This kind of development is such neat twist to the finale, because it all comes back to what Ambessa said, "weapons cannot be unmade and they are always used". Piltover may have forcefully dearmed Zaun from its shimmer and even put it's own hextech on the back burner, but that isn't the end. The arms race is still going on, Piltover's just put itself and Zaun out of commission.

Melvika - Mel Medarda and Sevika (Arcane)

You can't tell me they didn't f*cked at least 10 times

caitvi tangled au

melvika tangled au

jayvik tangled au

timebomb tangled au

melvik tangled au

jaymelvik tangled au

meljay tangled au

zaundads tangled au

oh and isha is always pascal

Um... 🥺👉🏽👈🏽 Is anyone open to being a beta for my Melvika fic? It's a modern AU enemies/rivals to lovers(ish) fic where they both run for the same seat in Congress. There is also (eventual) smut.

Here is the synopsis:

Mel Medarda wasn’t used to losing. She was the youngest person to ever make partner at her firm, and in all those years, she’s never lost a single case. That is until her boyfriend Jayce forgets her 30th birthday, and she loses the first great love she ever had. To cope, she decides to tackle the next best thing: running for the House of Representatives. She’s been preparing for this for years, so she isn’t rattled. Until she meets her opponent, the dangerously attractive Sevika Kumar, and she has to reconsider how far she will go, and how much she is willing to give up, to win.

Before the injury that left her permanently disabled in her right arm, Sevika Kumal was unstoppable. She was completely undefeated as a boxer; she had a 26-0 record, with most of her wins being knockouts. She's confident she'll win when she’s headhunted by her friend Celeste to run for the House of Representatives. Politics is a different game than she’s used to, but if it’s like any game she’s ever played, she knows exactly where to strike to come out on top. That is, until she meets the pretty, intelligent, and fairly ruthless Mel Medarda, and has to confront just how in over her head she might be.

Hit me up :)

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