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Romcom where Grim brings back a random beaten up bat and you take it from him. Leaving it in a box with towels and some water to see if it’ll recover by the next day…

But by the next day, the bat is nowhere to be seen. In its place is a very disgruntled looking man clad in armour, ebony hair spilling from his scalp, some locks dyed red. He’s staring up at you warily, before taking a sip out of the bowl you’ve prepared for him.

You approach him warily, poking at him with a broom. The man snorts, eyes glancing up at you with a faint amusement. He introduces himself as a vampire general, who… fled his station. Lilia Vanrouge… not that his name will be remembered.

Not anymore.

You raise an eyebrow, before mentioning that he could stay at your place… until he’s got his grip with reality back. Lilia immediately bristles, trying to show you evidence that he truly is a vampire, but you simply just shrug it off.

Oh, sharp teeth? Nice Halloween decoration.

Intense dislike of the sun? Oh well, he’s probably used to the night.

Refuses to eat any garlic? Oh, a picky eater.

Both of you settle into an odd sort of domestic life, where he’s essentially a stay-at-home… vampire. Lilia takes awhile to truly get used to his surroundings, jumping and grasping at his weapon whenever a sound is just a little too loud for his taste, pacing around whenever night falls, anxious footsteps echoing through the house.

You’ve taken to checking up on him, those nights. Fixing two mugs of steaming hot milk as you toss a blanket over his shoulders. Here, drink… and calm down. You probably didn’t know what he was going through really, but the care and concern in your eyes as you sat by him?

It warmed Lilia’s heart… more than you’ll ever know.

used fae grandpa to test out a new tablet

Lilia Vanrouge: Light of my Life

Exposed LEGS??? 😡 In the middle of WINTER?????? Cover up, slut/j (His dragon claw slippers and big bow headband are so cute though 😭)

Rise and Shine!

A beacon of light burst through darkness. The curtains hadn’t been fully closed last night, letting the sun steal in, bleeding heat into Lilia's man cave--and into his eyes. He shielded his gaze and squinted into the morning rays that crept around his arm and the cracks between his fingers.

The sun had come for him, whether he wanted it to or not.

“Nngh… So bright," Lilia muttered. He flopped onto his belly and hugged his pillow against himself as if it, too, was meant to protect him from that shining star. "Morning already? I must've blacked out after that intense gaming session."

Guess I'd better get ready.

Tucking and rolling, he expertly leapt out of bed and onto the floor. A covert maneuver, one learned in his days in the military. On the field, he'd conceal himself in a bush or amid the trees--but these days, his blanket sufficed, clinging to him like a cocoon.

The distinctly burrito-shaped Lilia stuck his feet into a pair of slippers-- garishly designed to resemble a dragon's claws. With a yawn, he shuffled down the hallway and entered the washroom.

Lilia glimpsed his reflection in several tall mirrors as he passed them. All that tossing and turning had tousled his hair like a salad, slashes of magenta running into raven streaks. He grinned, playfully running a single pale finger against his pouty mouth.

I truly am the cutest, most charming pretty boy in the whole world~

Thump, thump, thump.

His reflection was unmoving. Beyond the door, coming from the corridor he had entered from, came a flight of footsteps. Far away and faint, undetectable to most.

His pointed ears perked, his interest piqued. My, it sounds like someone else is up.

Lilia's lip curled, mischief sparking in him.

He scampered to one of the vanities at the end of the washroom and climbed onto it, snuggling neatly into the nook and out of sight. It was simple to do with the blanket draped over his petite frame. From a distance, he could easily be mistaken as a mirror covered by a cloth, like some ancient relic stored away in one's attic, yet to be unearthed.

Lilia laid in wait.

The footsteps continue, progressively growing louder and louder. Then came the door creaking open. Movement. A figure coming into view, unaware of the impending scare. Head turning, calling out to nothing.

"Hello? Is anyone here?"

Now.

"BOO!!"

Lilia launched out with a ghoulish shriek, fangs bared and face contorted hideously, like a creature from a horror film. He extended his arms, throwing his blanket back. It billowed from his lightning-fast leap, a vampire's cape fluttering in the wind.

He pounced on the intruder--on you--tackling them to the floor.

You screamed, and it was music to him. Delight feathered in his chest.

What a fun reaction. They're almost as cute as I am!

"Gotcha~" Lilia poked the tip of your nose. You blinked up at him, still dazed from his loving glomp. "What brings you here to Diasomnia so early in the day, hmm? Did you perchance drop in to pay this adorable, fresh-faced lad a visit?"

"You caught me red-handed," you sighed in defeat. "I thought I could get the jump on you, but looks like my plans were foiled."

"Kufufu. You're still a few hundred years too green for that. Consider trying again in another century or two."

With a laugh, Lilia rose, helping you up as well. He looped his blanket around your back, swathing you like a child and pulled you close, your chests flush with one another's.

"There we are, up and at'm!" Lilia chirps, vigorously ruffling your head. It was left as messy as his was. "You came all this way to greet me, so I should return the favor by entertaining you while you're here."

"Y-You barely look ready yourself though," you pointed out.

"There's no reason why I can't do both! I'm an expert at multitasking!"

You stared at him, raising a brow doubtfully. For as long as you had known the fairy, Lilia had been nothing short of disorganized. The souvenirs scattered in his bedroom, the surprises he was so fond of. "Flying by the seat of his pants," as he called it. "I'll figure things out eventually... right?"

Lilia laughed softly. "I can tell by that look of yours that you don't believe me. I'll have to put all of my efforts into proving you wrong then~"

He shifted, and you moved with him, still cushioned by the blanket at your back, a sling which he controlled. An abrupt turn. You swung, Lilia did too--and you realized he was leading you in a dance.

"What does this have to do with you getting ready?" you wondered--but you didn't complain, not when your heart was fluttering like it had wings of its own.

"Why, I'm charging up for the day! It just so happens that you're my battery. If sunshine drains me, then you're the light that restores me."

"... Is that really how it works?" The question was slow and incredulous.

Lilia chuckled, sounding less like the youthful school boy before you and more like the wise sage that he was. "Cross my heart and hope to fly."

Halloween is my favorite time of the year. It has come and is almost gone, Despite being able to celebrate it for the first time in a while, I just didn't feel like it. No party, no going out. No costumes and no giving out candy.

Now, we're coming up on my least favorite part of the year and I find I care so little.

I don't want anyone to panic. I just wanted to say this. Maybe it's time to seek help. I'm sorry to anyone who follows me for fun Fandom things. I've seen a lot I've wanted to buy for the lols, but I just kept talking myself out of it.

I have the urge to write a fic for this.

Dating Lilia, Sebek, or Silver means that you, in a way, also belong to Malleus like they do, what does this mean? A needy platonically jelly dragon will interrupt and join in on your cuddles and these guys likely wouldn't mind all that much.

Lilia only minds when he's trying to get his diddle on with you, kind of makes me think of a little kid coming into his parent's room at night and interrupting fun time cuz they had a nightmare and want to sleep with their parents now.

Malleus does that but it's more cuz he was getting a case of the lonelies.

You know Silver has totally snuggled with him and took naps on him as a kid, he doesn't see the situation as odd even though they're older now and prob only stopped cuz of the whole knight and lord thing.

But now there shall be cuddles and sleepovers with Mal and his two humans.

Sebek is screaming.

I went to the aquarium with a friend today so I had to wear this shirt. It's available on Etsy.

He's such a fucking dork

Omg this!

"this too shall pass" well can it fucking get on with it

I wanted to make something like a centipede on his tail

Omg I'm dying! This would be me if I ever tried anything like this. If I'm home and doing anything else my cat wants my attention. He's very talkive.