The Better Reunion And Some Clingy Ford😌

Fic: Santa Baby

Rating: Adult

Notes: Because I’m induniated with Christmas music at work…(Set in Divide verse, but you don’t have to have read that to get the gist of this). Forgive mistakes - mostly written from mobile. Happy Holidays to all my followers, I wish you well and this is my gift to you! :)

“Stanley, this is never going to work.”

“Oh ye of little faith,” Stan says from the other room. Ford can’t see him, but he knows what his brother is up to and it’s ridiculous, “I don’t know why I agreed to this in the first place…”

“Face it, Sixer - your husband is a gamblin’ man. I’m rubbing off on you.”

While Ford feels the pleasant of hum of Stan referring to him as his husband, he still can’t help but let out an exasperated sigh, “Perhaps, but taking this bet? Ludicrous. There’s no way I won’t win,” he sniffs with some self assured arrogance, “I almost feel sorry for you.”

“You just wait,” Stan’s voice holds its own note of pride, “You won’t be able to contain yourself when you see me in this get-up.”

“You are correct. I won’t be able to contain my laughter.”

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note to self: write a fic outline later for Accidental Pinecest AU so you can write it after finishing s2

tl;dr dipper disguises himself for an investigation of a monster & mabel gets a new Summer Romance without realizing her mysterious crush is her own brother this time. dipper is panicking the whole time but can't find it within himself to clear the misunderstanding when mabel is so happy

i'm giving my twt a break from discourse so i'm putting it here: people who are like "UMMMM what does stan have to do w billford????" are either acting deliberately dense bc they hate stancest or they have zero media literacy lol.

ford fucked a dude that canonically parallels his twin brother. THAT'S what stan has to do w billford. and again, i say "canonically" bc it's obvious that their parallels were DELIBERATE. this isn't a case of just like, looking too deeply into things or w/e. the "same coin" theory exists for a reason, and although i don't personally believe in it, it's one of the most popular theories in the entire fandom specifically BECAUSE of stan & bill's blatant similarities.

i already wrote a whole damn novel about it, so i won't repeat myself too much, but i'll just say that believing with your whole chest that stan had NOTHING to do with ford & bill's partnership is actually insane lol.

ford subconsciously missing his brother and projecting his desire to reconcile with him onto bill, as well as bill PURPOSELY stealing stan's childhood nickname for him ("sixer") and copying many of his mannerisms in order to more easily manipulate ford are literally the foundation on which their relationship was built. stan's influence is present in their VERY FIRST MEETING when bill calls ford "sixer." c'mon now. even if you don't ship stancest, the link between stan & billford is undeniable.

The modern Gravity Falls fandom is so spoiled 😭😭 ppl get so up in arms and annoyed about fully legal, fairly inoffensive ships but don't know the hell we had to suffer thru back when this shit was airing. Like everyone knows BillDip reigned supreme back then but we've kinda erased the fact that Pinecest was also MASSIVE. Y'all don't know how good we have it nowadays. Just let ppl ship whatever combination of unrelated grown adults they want

Idk. Back in my day we had to walk uphill both ways to school or something

Sure ig..

“I always thought I’d have his hand to hold.”

The Guardian Ch.2 @cellard00rs 

Shoutout to all the non-stancesters that make animations for Ford & Stan to various love songs. You confuse me but ily

a little heart to heart

Would anybody be willing to rec me some stancest fics? Can be explicit or not but really what I need is cute fluff and happiness. Mood has been real bad lately and I need a little break from the angst (unless you have one that is so top tier I should read it later on when I feel better)

Hmm, anyways…

Stan and Ford both go and get infinity bracelets, the permanent jewelry kind, and they use that as their wedding rings. They know they can’t really get married, on land at least, and with how much they work with their hands rings would simply get in the way. Plus, they don’t need their friends and family asking questions they can’t answer

But international waters are lawless, so they have their own little wedding ceremony on the Stan O’ War II near the Bermuda Triangle (Ford insisted). It’s just Stan, Ford, and some sort of Siren-ish creature (a hybrid or subset of the species perhaps) officiating their wedding. They connect the ends of the chains, Ford connecting Stan’s and Stan doing Fords, as the sun rises over them. Giving each other a passionate and heartfelt kiss as the golden rays shine over them, reflecting off their and their bracelets. Like their bracelets, chains unlinked and broken, they have come together to form their perfect union, never to break their circle and to stay together for the rest of their lives

(And then they spend their honeymoon fucking nasty style)

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Working on this zine was a blast, thanks to everyone who made it happen!!