I Think I've Worked Out (part Of The Reason) Why There's Been Such A Huge Uptick In Folks Who Don't Reblog

Knee deep in the passenger seat. Or whatever happened in this scene

Y'ALL DONT KNOW HOW MUCH IM FREAKJNG OUT RN. JAKE IS THERE AND REAL. AND STEVEN IS NOT DEAD!!! THE CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT BETWEEN MARC AND STEVEN AND AND OH MY GODDD LAYLA IS SK GORGEOUS IM GONNA FAINT

MOONKNIGHT EP5 DIDNT HAPPEN. NO NO.

STEVEN IS ALIVE "Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee! My names steven with a V" HES THERE, MY WAGWAN BOY IS STILL THERE. I KNOW IT.

THATS HOW MOONKNIGHT ENDED, YES MARC AND STEVEN HUGGING.

Look me in the eyes and tell me Wade didn't wanna fuck him

Just thinking about how Marc Spector breaks all the brooding-tough-guy-anti-hero stereotypes because

1. he still has a moral code (he’ll slap teenagers instead of punching them)

2. he’s a fucking idiot

Exhibit a) his only reaction to any new information he gathers is "okay“ 👁👄👁

Exhibit b) when he’s surrounded by guys with guns and given the choice to basically walk away he chooses to throw an axe at them and gets killed

Exhibit c) he serves a god that looks like a three meters tall pigeon skeleton but loses his cool when confronted by an ears wiggling hippo god (tbf he was drugged af but still)

Exhibit d) he’s literally a mercenary working in Egypt FOR AN EGYPTIAN GOD and apparently knows absolutely nothing about the gods or any mythology (tbh so true of him idk what I’m doing at work either)

3. but to get more serious, he admits when he needs help, in more ways than one

- he admits to the gods that he’s unwell

- he lets Steven front because he knows Steven‘s skill set suits the situation better

- he‘s actually on the very other (concerning) side of that spectrum since he straight out tells Steven he wants to die once Khonshu‘s gone, bc he believes Steven is a much better and deserving person than him

4. he’s soft, but in other ways than the "brooding guys“ we already have

- He really does his best to protect Steven (replacing Gus etc.) and appreciates Steven, which the last 10 minutes of ep 4 have not just shown but like, made a whole plot point, which ofc only makes sense since that’s how headmates work? He doesn’t make fun of Steven for being less violent, for his special interests or his social awkwardness, but embraces them, because Steven literally formed out of Marc’s trauma and as a system the two need each other. Steven isn’t some kind of parasite or intruder, he’s standing by Marc‘s side and Marc has Steven’s back, because they need each other

- I’ve seen so many fans portray him as that drunk aggressive dude, who is basically just another angry hot guy, after ep 2, while he is so much NOT that. He’s suffering, and probably needs help even more dearly than Steven. He has stated multiple times that he wants to die, he is reckless (even without the suit), he cried at the Ennead trail bc of the lack of control he had when Khonshu took over the body (he couldn’t let go). Of course he gets angry and frustrated at times, but tbh punching a mirror is a very harmless way of letting that anger out!

Im dying inside AAAGSHSHSHEBDN

My friends hates me, im not a great friend, im so self centered without realizing and it hurts. Im so horrible fuck

Was expecting: Jake Lockley

Received: pain, sadness, depression, grieve and tears, lots of tears

//moonknight rant, probably a bit too harsh sorry

I have a personal vendetta against people who babies steven, yes hes pathetic. Yes hes my scrunkly. Yes hes sometimes so adorable i want to crush him. But i just cant with people who go "awhh my baby steveennn" and with marc they say "go kys" LIKE??? I KNOW MARC IS A DICK BUT WHY SO?? This is literally what y'all sound like.

Also people who go "steven is such a bottom" naw stfu are we really labelling characters to sex positions?? I thought we're over this, he probably acts that way because-- i mean look at him- does he look like someone who had ever touched a woman before?? Let alone his social life, im sorry i just have so many beefs with people who labels characters to sex positions like this. Honestly couldve been better.

Im probably a bit biased here but my point still stands

JAKE LOCKLEY WYA. CAB BOY PLEASE.

Me rn at ep4 moonknight: