I...want To Forget This But... Its...great

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My best friend makes fun of me for stuttering at the Dairy Queen cashier because she was pretty. It was so bad lol.

when you have an interaction with a female stranger and you forget to tell her she’s pretty before she walks away:

I don't know how many times I've watched this. Everytime I laugh at this I feel like a bad person.

I spent to long on this

A walking dead game AU I want to rewrite at some point. [Warning this is not proofread so there may or may not be some errors]

Lee knew that once you were bitten, that was it. You’re dead. You’ll turn into a walker. Panicking, Lee rolls up his sleeve and hides the bite. The last thing he needed was for everyone to panic before they found Clementine. Christa and Omid refuses to let Lee go alone. Kenny is reluctant to go so he doesn’t go with him. As Lee, Christa, and Omid go through the morgue, Lee quickly realizes that he wasn’t feeling a thing. He was bitten. Surely he’d be feeling something right? Lee doesn’t pass out after opening the elevator, so Omid and Christa leave the bite alone. As Lee walks through the herd he quickly realizes that the walkers aren’t even noticing him as he walks through. When Lee finally catches up to Clementine she kills the Stranger, and Lee takes her to safety. Lee covers Clementine in Walker guts to make her smell like them, and Lee covers himself, not that he needed to. Lee doesn’t pass out so Clementine doesn’t lock them inside the building. Lee shows Clementine the bite on his arm to which Clementine promptly freaks out. Giving Clementine some last minute advice, Lee hands her the extra gun and ammo he found in the room before Clementine parts ways with him. Clementine, Kenny, Omid, and Christa end up leaving without Lee, which Lee knew was the best thing for them. He knew he wasn’t immune, that’s just stupid.

Three years have passed. Christa has a three year old son named Chris. Clementine is now eleven-years-old. Having seen no sign of Lee in three years, Christa, Omid, Clementine, and Kenny assume that he is dead. Lee has completely changed since he got bitten three years ago. Being a person that’s immune to the walker virus, Lee has dodged his fair share of bullets through out the years. Because of that, Lee chose to be on his own. Having been alone for three years, Lee is a hardened man. As for our group, Omid was shot while protecting Clementine, which left Chris without a father, and Christa without a husband. At some point Christa gets separated from the group, which leaves Kenny, Chris, and Clementine all by themselves. Our group eventually comes across a Ski Lodge that Lee has been living in for the past three years. Lee having set up a security system, sees movement in his outside security system. Grabbing a shot gun, Lee walks onto the roof, and fires a warning shot into the air.

“That’s far enough!” A voice shouts into a microphone. Kenny’s eyes widened in shock. He recognized that voice.

“No, no fuckin’ way. It can’t be.” He says as he gets closer. His eyes widened when he sees Lee standing on the roof.

“LEE?!” Kenny asks. Lee puts the gun down, and climbs to the ground.

“You asshole! We thought you were dead!” Kenny shouts.

“Where have you been all this time?!” Clementine demands. Lee blinks when he doesn’t see Christa or Omid.

“What…where’s…” He asks, afraid of the answer.

“Omid… he got shot, and we got separated from Christa.” Kenny sighs.

“And the kid?” Lee asks.

“It’s theirs. His name is Chris.” Kenny answers. When Kenny finally looks at Lee his eyes widened when he sees a faint walker bite on his arm.

“What the hell is that?! Is that a bite?!” Kenny shouts.

“I got bitten okay?” Lee admits.

“When?!” Kenny shouts.

“Three years ago.” Lee answers.

“Three years ago? That’s… how are you alive right now?” Kenny asks incredulously.

“I don’t know. I guess I’m immune.” Lee shrugs.

Please reblog to help this lady

it won’t “ruin your blog” imagine if you were in her shoes

when someone’s hot, but stupid as fuck

Remember when the fucking Notre Dame burned down and everyone knew instantly and it was over every single news outlet?

Well there’s been a massacre going on in Sudan for DAYS and NOBODIES COVERING IT!

So there is currently a media blackout in Sudan to try and coverup the horrors taking place:

Stop what you’re doing and please reblog this. Innocent people are being murdered, people are trapped, have no internet access, and are being raped by the dozens on the streets of Sudan.

The death toll is estimated to be over 300 civilians. And the fact that not a single major news outlet is covering this is horrific and disgusting. Please help get the word out about Sudan!

Hey so, don't pick on people's skills for things no matter what it is. Like it's not cool and it takes time to learn and make things better. Don't pick on people who "are terrible at something" cause that's low af. Basically don't be a prick.

HELL YEAH

Ninjago will outlive us all

Marlon I'm sorry but you have 90s hair