*boops Nose*

The founding fathers walking into Independence Hall

*door slams*

Madison: Wait guys I’m still out here!

Washington: *looks through the peephole* I thought I heard something outside but there’s no on there

Madison: *jumping up and down trying to be visible through the peeephole*

Jefferson: Where’s James??

Alexander: I support all sexualities!

Alexander: except whatever the fuck this is

@vive-la-revolution @the-reynolds-pamphlet AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Want to learn something new in 2022??

Absolute beginner adult ballet series (fabulous beginning teacher)

40 piano lessons for beginners (some of the best explanations for piano I’ve ever seen)

Excellent basic crochet video series

Basic knitting (probably the best how to knit video out there)

Pre-Free Figure Skate Levels A-D guides and practice activities (each video builds up with exercises to the actual moves!)

How to draw character faces video (very funny, surprisingly instructive?)

Another drawing character faces video

Literally my favorite art pose hack

Tutorial of how to make a whole ass Stardew Valley esque farming game in Gamemaker Studios 2??

Introduction to flying small aircrafts

French/Dutch/Fishtail braiding

Playing the guitar for beginners (well paced and excellent instructor)

Playing the violin for beginners (really good practical tips mixed in)

Color theory in digital art (not of the children’s hospital variety)

Retake classes you hated but now there’s zero stakes:

Calculus 1 (full semester class)

Learn basic statistics (free textbook)

Introduction to college physics (free textbook)

Introduction to accounting (free textbook)

Learn a language:

Ancient Greek

Latin

Spanish

German

Japanese (grammar guide) (for dummies)

French

Russian (pretty good cyrillic guide!)

I’m Draco Malfoy apparently…

Ok guys I made another Uquiz: Which homophobic gay character are you?

We are disabled and homeless and we need help. We desperately need to get a little over $1,000 for an apartment asap. People keep tagging out other post "d*nations" and its getting it fucked with by tumblr so im once again making a new one. Please donate, please reblog, we will not make it through the winter if we can't get this place.

V3nm0: @tab-99

$creepiecrippl

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Dearest Willa,

I’ve noticed that you do not follow his majesty, @kinggeorgethethirdofengland. Are you a patriot, and therefore a traitor to the crown! Please assure me that it is not so.

Your Worried and Most Certainly Not Sarcastic Friend,

Mae

Dearest Mae,

I regret to inform you that I am in fact a patriot and my loyalties lie with the United States of America. I also regret to inform you that patriots don’t shut up, we grow up, and when we look at you, we throw up. So, sucks to suck.

Your Patriot Comrade,

Willa

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Got this on #pinterest

Seriously tho