Don't Walk On My Roof

Alexander: I support all sexualities!

Alexander: except whatever the fuck this is

April 3, 2010 - Malaysia Source: SAEED KHAN/AFP via Getty Images

The founding fathers walking into Independence Hall

*door slams*

Madison: Wait guys I’m still out here!

Washington: *looks through the peephole* I thought I heard something outside but there’s no on there

Madison: *jumping up and down trying to be visible through the peeephole*

Jefferson: Where’s James??

I’m 5’ 3’’ so I’m not too short I think

Fun Fact:

I am taller than 4 of the Founding Fathers.

James Madison was 5″4, John Adams was 5″5, Aaron Burr was also 5″5, and Alexander Hamilton was 5″6.

I’m 5″7. I am taller than 4 of the Founding Fathers.

You motherfucking little midgets. Who’s got the upper hand on the national bank establishment now, Alexander? 

Hello! It’s your Weekly Wednesday Reading Report! This week, I’ve compiled a reading list that totally wasn’t taken from the bibliographies of random historical books! Btw, no, I won’t actually list out the books, I’ll just give you a screenshot! Argggggghhhhhhh it’s too long for a screenshot.

I included links, but you can’t click them, lol.

sick of gender nonconformity in media being treated like a gag or comic relief

Would you like a strawberry?

🍓

DIDIER PIRONI, 1978

Not this again…

rb if ur back hurty

Ok so we all remember the awkward scene where all the students are at ms Stacy’s house cramming for the queens exam after the school was burnt down and Anne awkwardly thinks Ruby is talking about her when she calls Gilbert romantic

Anne starts to say that they’re sitting on the chest together cause there is no where else to sit but upon rewatching carefully

I spot two empty chairs in that room, one of witch is right by Anne, and she’s in fact using it to set her water on

So yes, there was elsewhere to sit, and now I wanna know which of them was sitting there first and witch decided to forego one of the other chairs to squeeze together on the chest?

(My bets on Anne having sat there first and Gilbert choosing to sit by her, but feel free to disagree and tell me why)