Here's Tonight's Hot Take

debbie downer and negative nancy should lez out

there is nothing casual about me pleaseee let me see your organs 😭😭😭😭

vampirism poses the question "what if there was a fundamental, horrible, unending well of want in your soul that, if truly satisfied, would lead to great pain for all those you hold closest and, in turn, their absolute and total revilement of you?" and naturally as a person with no problems I don't relate to this in any way at all.

Jason walking into the kitchen, whistling and looking suspiciously happy: Another day, another slay

*later that day

Dick: have you seen the news? Apparently someone killed the Joker

Tim:

Tim: Oh, he was serious?

Trump getting inaugurated on MLK Jr. Day is a hate crime. I don't care what anyone says.

she could shoot me in the kneecaps, and i’d crawl to thank her for the experience

I think Drake has to kill himself on Instagram Live at this point

kendrick lamar is proof that being a hater will get you far in life! never stop holding grudges! never back down!!

i think this is the best show in the world