Dick: “Bruce…I have something to tell you. I’m gay.“
Bruce:
Fraudville Productions Trailer, pt. 1
Rapture: The Beginning
Imaginatively evoking the landscape of human beings longing to connect, to love and feel loved, this suspense/psychological thriller film is a parable of happiness gloriously found and tragically lost. “Rapture: The Beginning” tells the overlapping stories of those who call the city home.
Dan: I like your new pants!
Phil: Oh, uh, thanks! They were 50% off
Dan: I’d like them better if they were 100% off
Phil: The store can’t just give away clothes for free
Dan: No, that’s not what I meant-
Phil: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Dan!
i had this idea for a bagginshield comic last night and it was so funny that i kept giggling while trying to get to sleep, but i can’t draw to save my life so i’m putting the idea down here, in case any artists i know want to take a shot at it
it was bilbo and gandalf in the first panel, doing the whole “can you promise i will come back?” / “no, and if you do, you will not be the same” exchange
and then the second panel would be bilbo sitting in his armchair with an incredulous sarcastic crumpled-up expression like “okay gandalf O K A Y”
and then it’d be a timecard with 2 years later on it
and then in the third panel, bilbo would be sitting in exactly the same position, but on a throne, and all decked up in jewellery and fine clothes and in a crown, with thorin as king next to him, and he’s just got the funniest expression on his face like “fuck, he was right” ☞
It is what happens if fairy tale meet the cruel historic reality.
endless list of Disney edits (5/?) [for @fantasticalnonsense18]
Beauty and the Beast & The French Revolution
Shortly after Belle & Adam’s wedding, the Reign of Terror begins in France. While the population of Villeneuve holds no grudges against their recently remembered Prince and newfound Princess, what with their generous and just leadership style, the revolutionaries in Paris have quite different views. To them, Adam & Belle represent everything that they hate and are no different than Louis XVI & Marie Antoinette.
In the dead of night, the revolutionaries storm the village and mount a mob using their ever-so-persuasive “if you’re not with us, then you’re against us!” strategy. Anyone who failed to aid in the plundering of the castle would be deemed sympathizers and lose their heads, as well - and that included those who were employed and lived there.
When LeFou brings word to the castle of the impending attack, Adam and Cogsworth have varying opinions on what aught to be done. Adam, still attempting to make up for everything that he put his staff - his family - through, feels that they should flee. Cogsworth, ever the militant, feels they should stay and fight for what is theirs. But Adam isn’t about to put Belle’s life in danger. Not when merely being married to him had inevitably destined her for the chopping block.
Their window for escape is horribly limited - would they be able to flee to safety in time, or would they all watch everything that they loved burn on the way to the guillotine?
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