God I Love Pathetic Men

god i love pathetic men

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8 months ago
B O R N T O O T A L L
B O R N T O O T A L L
B O R N T O O T A L L

B O R N T O O T A L L

2 months ago
Hes So Freakishly Tall And Lanky

hes so freakishly tall and lanky <3

7 months ago

Whoever was responsible for the kiss scene at Larian...

the way his hand slowly moves up....

8 months ago
My Manifestation Routine For Apperance âœŽâ‹†Ë™đŸ•ˇī¸

my manifestation routine for apperance âœŽâ‹†Ë™đŸ•ˇī¸

i decided to create this routine because i feel like i waver a lot, and i am not really persisting in my affirmations/manifestations, so i decided to make this routine to strengthen not only myself but also my manifestations!

when i wake up, i am immediately going to listen to these subliminals for a total of 15-30 minutes (for the 1st 3 subliminals, i will only play them once, and then for the last 3, i will bundle them and play them ontop of eachother:

My Manifestation Routine For Apperance âœŽâ‹†Ë™đŸ•ˇī¸

then during the day, i will robotically affirm whenever i remember to (since from monday through friday, i have school)

then when i have some free time or i am beginning to waver with my routine, i can vaunt about my desires OR go on pinterest and visualize my desires

when it is night time and i am about to sleep, i will visualize my desires and listen to my subliminal playlist again, robotic affirm for about 1-5 mins and then i will listen to my subliminal playlist as i do sats/lullaby methods

i will be leaving updates on a separate post, so stay tuned for those!! bye!

1 month ago
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5 months ago
In My Restless Dreams, I See That Meow

In my restless dreams, I see that meow

5 months ago

A Proper Husband

To Know: wife!reader is shorter than Arthur , fluff and fluff only mwuah

A Proper Husband

When Arthur came back to the camp from the mayor's party in St Denis, you were all over him. His hair was combed, his suit was tailored nicely, everything you didn't think your mud loving husband could become.

He came back a few hours after dinner and you gasped at the mere sight of him. "Who is this handsome, proper and dressed up fellow?" You gush, walking up to him to adjust his blazer. He chuckles as a response, standing still so you could admire him longer. "Your husband, ma'am." He clears his throat and plays along, ears warm and stomach tingly from the sudden affection.

"Ah! And you combed!" You gush even more, pulling his tall stature down to press kisses all over his face, tickled by his stubble. And he squints everytime you brush your lips near his eyes. You're just not used to seeing him all cleaned up for a party, the last time you did was your wedding and unfortunately, it only lasted for a while!

"Get a room." John sneers as he walks past the two of you. You finally stop kissing him and cup his face gently. You were about to say something again but the setting was just perfect. Javier was singing and playing his guitar, and everyone in camp was either getting ready for bed or dancing with one another.

"I would love to be danced by a suited man once in a while." You grin cheekily, tip toeing your fingers up his shoulder. He laughs as a response, quick to grab your hands on his shoulder to bring you closer to the source of the music.

You both swung with each other, danced left and right, maybe stepped on one another's foot once or twice and tracked dirt all over his expensive dress pants. But at least you had a great time with the love of your life. And it's not often you see your husband in a clean getup!

And so, your night consisted of countless kisses and giggles, dancing and singing. You couldn't have had it any other way.

7 months ago
Xenokitty

Xenokitty

8 months ago

If I were in silent hill, I wouldn't be hiding from Pyramid Head, he'll be hiding from me. Ima chase after his ass like:

If I Were In Silent Hill, I Wouldn't Be Hiding From Pyramid Head, He'll Be Hiding From Me. Ima Chase
6 months ago
Hes Gonna Take It Like A Good Boy

hes gonna take it like a good boy

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