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Xenokitty

can we talk about them 🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️

If I were in silent hill, I wouldn't be hiding from Pyramid Head, he'll be hiding from me. Ima chase after his ass like:

Happy trail appreciation post

I wanna lick his happy trail 😔😔😔

Identical. Absolutely Identical.

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Let me hear your war cry!! XD

Happy Halloween 🎃

Me and that one guy that’s not real

(I’ll be the knight if I have too.)

Lady and the executioner

Short story of pyramid head and his wife （≧∇≦）

(Made up character!!)

Lady pyramid head is a priestess in the grounds of silent hill they are opposites of pyramid heads who served as punishment

Pyramid heads were often paired up with the ladies as protectors since they don’t do killings or executions

But one specific pyramid imprinted on one priestess for life…

It was a eerie quiet day in silent hill plus the rotting corpses and the smell of blood lingering in the air

A priestess and her protector strolled down the street, her low humming coming out from her helmet and his loud sword dragging behind him scrapping the ground

She stopped mid step as she noticed a twitching monster on the ground making her moan in slight displeasure, and like clockwork he grabbed the monster by it’s ankle before tossing it far from them

She hummed in appreciation making him stiff a bit even after those years he still felt warm after her praise

The two couldn’t speak since they were manifested with no use of verbal language but the two could still understand each other with moans, groans, hums and body language which made it interesting to some

She elegantly leads the way while he followed behind like a magnet trying to connect to another. Eventually the two made it back to a area they called home which was in the underground beneath a run down hotel

She slowly sat down on the chair while he dropped his sword and stood in front of her

She hummed in curiosity while looking up at him, he slowly bumped his helmet to hers softly making a soft clank. It was their way of showing affection since obviously they couldn’t kiss or do any of that especially when the wore helmets that restricted it.

She moaned softly with affection before bumping hers against his back, he dropped to his knees making the room shake due to his heavy weight before holding her hands in his. No matter what he was always gentle with her even when he could easily skin someone with his bare hands

She tilted her head a bit as she watched him grasp her hands, he huffed before interlocking their hands together with a gentle grip. She hummed softly before squeezing his back in return which made him feel that familiar warm feeling in his cold body

She softly bumped her helmet against his once more before he returned the gesture and the two sat there leaning against each other’s helmet in comfortable silence…

“My child is completely fine” your child wants to get their back blown by a 60+ year old man with a former addiction problem

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