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Up All Night Movies

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I am feeling cheery, full of cheer, and like a leader in my blogging sphere of cult and bad movies. Thus, we're going with that for this rou

#1 Cheerleader Camp

All Cheerleaders Die

Attack of the 50 Foot Cheerleader

Ninja Cheerleaders

We're voting on the next movie I cover on UpAllNightMovies.com We went cheerleader themed this time around.

Voting available until end of the month! Poll available at the linked URL.

Heartbeeps

Is this movie secretly the descent of luck story for Russell Casse in Independence Day? Perhaps the story of a distant Killbot relative striking out on its own trying to get a career started for itself? In the famous words of a meme, why not both?

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Tromeo and Juliet

This movie comes off the way Shakespeare haters feel when they’re forced to endure Shakespeare in general. It’s a movie that’s loosely based on Willy Shakes’ story “Romeo and Juliet”, though parts of me want to say it’s as loosely based, as Juliet’s dad is not a loose cannon. So it’s generally pretty on. He’s not right in the head.

My original post: Tromeo and Juliet

ONCE BITTEN (1985)

Bio-dome

I'm going to be completely honest with, you, dearest reader. I’m not sure who failed who more. Bud Mackentosh and Doyle Johnson to society, or society to Bud and Doyle? Oh, don’t be mislead, in Bio-Dome they saved the day, re-established homeostasis to Bio-Dome Mall, and mostly stayed faithful to their girls outside the trouble bubble, but consider our modern world that has come since.

My original post: Bio-dome

THE CROW (1994) dir. Alex Proyas

Chopping Mall

Chopping Mall is what you get when you take horny teenagers and put them up against vigilante overweight R2-D2 triplets in either a great mall laser battle or the deadliest mall laser battle of all time.

My original post: Chopping Mall