Me Holding A Gun To A Mushroom: Tell Me The Name Of God You Fungal Piece Of Shit

Love Lae’zel

BG3 PARTY BANTER [2/?] Lae'zel & Gale at Felogyr's Fireworks

TF2 needs an exclusive "Heavy!" call for Medic. Where did my Heavy go. You are giant and loud but I cannot find you. I hear gunfire but see no smoke. I am a lost little german boy in a cave full of Enemie Teamen who want to murdern die Mediken gott hilf mir

one of my fav things about spiderverse that i havent really seen anyone talking about is rio and jeff. like they were SO good in this movie, all their funny glaces at each other and miles during the conference, jeff bracing himself to jump and then taking the stairs instead the same way miles does in itsv, rio being terrible at speeches, her talk with miles on the balcony and “don’t take him from me!!!” and their conversation with gwen at the end… like miles takes after his parents so much and they love him so unconditionally and they were just so wonderful in this film!!

"A while ago, the headmage warned me not to keep too many gargoyles because the floors might cave in... But in my opinion, the actual problem here is the durability of the floors. I hardly think I deserve to be reproached."

"There were a lot of gargoyles around the campus that needed repairing. It was a lot of work to carry each of those back to my (club?)room to do repair work on them but... He told me he didn't even ask me to do that. What a rude man."

????????? 😭😭😭 Even with such a bratty nonsense attitude he's so cute?! And isn't their interaction kinda like a dad telling off his son?!

the addams family 🤝 scooby doo : being adapted into mean spirited versions of themselves by writers that don’t understand the characters

I feel like how every alien species sees the humans in the “humans are spaces orcs” cannon is how we rate Chinese restaurants: 3.5 stars; gets shit done better than everyone else, but a nightmare to work with.

“5 stars: if it wasn’t for Dave, I wouldn’t see my wife again, I’m forever in his debt”

“1 star: the human offered me a ‘Dorito’ and we had to call poison control, I’m still in the hospital”

“5 stars: These little murder monkeys work really hard and all i have to do is feed them high grade nuclear weaponry”

“1 star: every time I learn more on what hell hole my human colleague was born in the more i feel my sanity fade away”

My friends and I used to do this thing where we'd dress up on a theme and go do something totally normal.

We dressed up as pirates and went bowling.

We dressed as vikings and went to the grocery store. The security guard told us we had to move our longship because it was illegally parked.

We dressed as Romans and went to Blockbuster. The staff chanted, "toga! Toga! Toga!" at us.

We dressed up all steampunk and went to the museum. Tourists kept taking our picture.

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT

You know how like squidward hates spongebob right? or acts like it at least

And how in that one spongebob episode when the dude yelled at Spongbob for delivering the pizza late and Squidward basically beat his ass?

hear me out hear me out

The tf2 mercs but with eachother. Theyll yell at eachother and fight and what not but as soon as someone else tries doing that? You better run for the hills