Meeting The Personification Of An Abstract Yet Omnipresent Concept In Your Dreams Is Definitely One Of

i hope that in some universe im feeding chickens and tapping trees in a village of <200 people

the ringworm that's been piloting me like a mech since 2018: watch another yourube short

give me whimsy or give me death

5 things you see 4 things you feel 3 things you hear 2 things you smell 1 thing you taste isnt enough i need to merge with the walls

everyone who was on the design team for boobs should get a raise

(white girl party gossip voice) omg do you smoke crack with that mouth

do you smoke crack with that mouth

buddy is NOT surviving this encounter

i genuinely think that things started to go downhill after i stopped seeing faces in literally everything and making friends with them in my head

fat dudes with big beards are the chillest people on the planet and i am requesting a formal study on the topic

badonkers are signs of femininity and big hands are a sign of masculinity. thinking gmmmgh good to hold vs gmmmgh good to be held with. shrimple

being on tumblr has taught me that girls see men's hands the same way men see tits, therefore from now on i will be constantly covering my hands with gloves to protect them from the horny female gaze