I’m Constantly Torn Between Wanting To Recover And Wanting To Be Self-destructive In Any Way Possible.

When people are born, they have a streak of hair the same color and texture as their soulmate’s natural hair. You are born with a blue streak that floats in the air, and no matter what you do you can’t get it to lay flat on your head.

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! PEEPS!!! LOOK!!!!!!!

THIS. IS. NOT. OKAY.

THIS PERSON IS POSING TO BE OFFICIALLY UNUS ANNUS. IN MY OPINION THIS IS A DISGRACE TO THE ACTUAL CHANNEL AND A SLAP IN THE FACE TO MARK AND ETHAN. I EVEN CLICKED ON THE ESCAPE ROOM VIDEO TO SEE IF IT WAS THE REAL ONE, IT WAS. PLEASE REPORT AND SPREAD THE WORD.

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Stefán Karl Stefánsson was an amazing person and man. He inspired many people and continues to do that. I was also one he inspired. He will truly be missed. He will always be our number one.

I just remembered that when I was a kid I put serious thought into an idea for an edgy villainy themed department store, like as a genuine career goal I devised to be completely within the realm of possibility and if I remember correctly my idea included:

Satirical ads and signage just bragging about being a soulless corporation

Scary uniforms with optional helmets for employees

Only sinister music ever plays

Large, obvious security cameras with visible laser sights

Menacing but technically correct signage, like “corpse flesh” for meats

A pet section with only snakes, spiders, scorpions and piranhas

A moat outside with live alligators. Bass Pro fishing shops already actually do this so why not.

Overwhelmingly large horror dvd selection, all other genres condensed into a smaller section presented kinda like the weenie hut from spongebob

“Skeletons” as an entire department

Carnivorous plant nursery in the garden section

The store holds very frequent raffles and contests but the prize is always knives

My reasoning besides it being fun was that everyone was probably sick to death of businesses pretending to be wholesome and caring about you and people are also just bored in general so the spectacle itself might pay for the cost of its gimmicks and actually all the regular items would be as cheap as possible

Eh just some Cronus Ampora

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